[ yeah. dave immediately grabs john around the waist and jets them out of the way, very gently setting him down on his feet once they're out of the danger zone although he doesn't exactly...let go?
[Among the pile of pipes is also a ton of other shit and John's staring down at it. He doesn't pull away from Dave, but he's eyeing the car anyway and the other items curiously.]
Dad, apparently. My question is who the hell needs this many razors?
How was I supposed to know Dad's wallet was actually Dad's sylladex? [But he's leaning in anyway and staring at these piles of junk, though he does try to step forward to pick up the photos of himself.] Though I guess that makes sense why I was in a flying car.
I am pretty sure I made the car fly with the windy thing? I remember talking to Jade while someone else was driving, too. [...] I'm an idiot. I told Jade the car came from Dad's wallet. I was trying to find him and the clouds led me there instead.
[He's still eyeballing everything, but he hands the pictures to Dave.] Putting all of this back is going to be a pain in the ass.
You're an embarrassment, shut uppp. [But he's still not surprised and he just tries to push at Dave's face.] Also what do you mean were? I'm still adorable! I think.
...I mean, no, I would definitely do things with you either way, but there's still a difference. [ the difference is hot is not adorable but adorable can be hot? ]
Sure, okay. [He's not going to ask the difference because he assumes it's the same as always where Dave will be cagey until he feels like not being cagey.] One more ticket, Tex. Wanna go for it or save it for later?
Obviously we have to cash it in right now, Washington. Otherwise we're going to either forget it or just be curious. ...Probably the former, admittedly.
I would definitely forget, you're not wrong. [But he nods to himself and finishes sylladexing everything he owns, throwing it in the wallet before cashing in on the ticket.
There's a weird moment's pause while the mailbox seems to be figuring it out, but eventually a large, yellow salamander comes tumbling out. She looks at Dave first, then at John, and she blows a spitbubble before waddling forward as John begins to laugh.]
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Uh. [He's not going to specify, but he'll shove the ticket in the box and it'll spit out Dad's wallet.]
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[Give him a moment, he's going to open the wallet and the first thing that falls out is the huge pile of pipes. Followed by the car.]
Heads up!
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in case he has to move them again. ]
...Who in the hell needs that many pipes.
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Dad, apparently. My question is who the hell needs this many razors?
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look. ]
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[He's still eyeballing everything, but he hands the pictures to Dave.] Putting all of this back is going to be a pain in the ass.
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Hey. Who's this douche?
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[Is he surprised? Not in the slightest.]
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There's a weird moment's pause while the mailbox seems to be figuring it out, but eventually a large, yellow salamander comes tumbling out. She looks at Dave first, then at John, and she blows a spitbubble before waddling forward as John begins to laugh.]
Uh. Wow.