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dont tell anyone i said that actually
also forget i told you

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i won't tell anyone but i'll never forget

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gdi
im going to abscond now before i say more incriminating things

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actually i think we should talk about this a lot more

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oh my god what more even is there to discuss

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how you guys are adorable

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well i wouldnt go that far
he is admittedly

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awwwww round 2

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its a point of fact hes just very photogenic

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i'm not talking about how photogenic either of you are

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why do you hate me

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this is the true meaning of friendship

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merciless teasing?
yeah apparently

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don't worry i'm sure you'll get your revenge someday

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does that mean i get to hear about it i someone ever makes your heart skip a beat

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not that kind of revenge

i'm too busy for that

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somehow i dont think that kind of thing respects schedules

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i will force it to respect schedules

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ive tried that

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i'm gonna succeed

also i've gotten lucky so far and there's nobody like that in my general vicinity to pray that stays the same

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whats your type anyway?

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idk

smart people, funny people, people who can tolerate my constant teasing while realizing i don't mean it and i just like banter

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honestly mood
about 90% of the shit i say has zero meaning

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yeah like

if i had to explain to someone every time i was just being a sarcastic asshole i don't know how i would function in that relationship

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dating someone who doesnt understand how you function is like
i think we all do it at some point
but its one of those dumb things you do that you go
now what the fuck was i thinking here