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how you guys are adorable

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well i wouldnt go that far
he is admittedly

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awwwww round 2

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its a point of fact hes just very photogenic

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i'm not talking about how photogenic either of you are

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why do you hate me

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this is the true meaning of friendship

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merciless teasing?
yeah apparently

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don't worry i'm sure you'll get your revenge someday

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does that mean i get to hear about it i someone ever makes your heart skip a beat

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not that kind of revenge

i'm too busy for that

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somehow i dont think that kind of thing respects schedules

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i will force it to respect schedules

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ive tried that

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i'm gonna succeed

also i've gotten lucky so far and there's nobody like that in my general vicinity to pray that stays the same

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whats your type anyway?

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idk

smart people, funny people, people who can tolerate my constant teasing while realizing i don't mean it and i just like banter

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honestly mood
about 90% of the shit i say has zero meaning

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yeah like

if i had to explain to someone every time i was just being a sarcastic asshole i don't know how i would function in that relationship

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dating someone who doesnt understand how you function is like
i think we all do it at some point
but its one of those dumb things you do that you go
now what the fuck was i thinking here

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i am hopefully too smart to do that

did i ever tell you about the girl from my old school

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i dont think so
what about her

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so like

i moved here when i was fifteen, so back when i was in another city and really stupid there was this girl i was friends with. so we met when i was like ten or something idk, but her parents were super strict and she hated it so she acted out a lot and i was always like freaking out because she tried to drag me into her shenanigans all the time

does this make sense so far

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yeah im following so far

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so like the culmination of this was one day when we were fifteen we had a huge argument and she was all "you need to let loose!" and i was like "you need to take your future more seriously!" and the end result of this is that we started kissing during this super heated exchange because we were stupid teenagers (TM) and then we didn't know how to talk about it so things got weird

then my dad was all "surprise i've got a work opportunity we're moving across the country" so i was like. what's even the point. so i didn't bring it up and then we just left and now i'm here

so basically that's the ultimate "what the fuck was i even thinking here" and i'm never doing that again