cool. i've always wanted an alien friend. being human is pretty overrated anyway.
are you?
there are definitely places pushing christmas already. i don't like pumpkin that much anyway so i would be fine blowing past that. halloween is pretty acceptable though.
um. ok? robot friend, then. i can deal with that, too.
see that is still very strange to me since i have known you for like a week and you've already decided this. then again i sort of decided after the first day and now i am just confusing myself.
wal-mart probably has candy canes out by now? also do you not have normal candy stores here?
and i mean i do not like pumpkin that much! pumpkin spice is ok? i think i have officially been turned off by those though.
they taste best when youre cold and looking at something cool idk man dont you have drinks that you associate with good things like the pumpkin lattes just even thinking about them calls up like ten million memories arguing about them or sitting on the bench near the observatory people watching or doing late night cram sessions with as much sugar as humanly possible ive never liked energy drinks so caffeine is my go to
like stars or whales or people. and yeah of course i do but pumpkin spice is not one of them anymore. i am rebuilding my pumpkin-flavored memory bank to fill with good shit and not shit i find annoying now. that is because energy drinks hardly provide enough caffeine to do anything, plus they taste like shit. what's the observatory like here anyway? any good?
right so drink lattes with me actually dont thatd probably be something youd find annoying anyway the observatory is pretty cool theres the planetarium shows and shit you know its one of my favorite places even though the last time i went in was a while ago and is hilariously ironic in retrospect but we used to go on field trips there all the time i guess because it and the museums were like the most educational places they could think to shuttle us i used to have a glow in the dark planet keychain from there
hey yeah remember what you told me about your assumptions? that is one of your wrong ones. but that does sound cool? i haven't been to one in a few years but they were always fun. same with aquariums with like those touch tanks so you could pet starfish and stuff? those were cool. i don't know. why don't we get field trips in college? i want a refund already and school has barely started. i had those glow in the dark stars plastered to my ceiling forever. dave. can we get glow in the dark stars for the room?
well you seem very antilatte man im pretty sure the zoo has a touch tank in the aquarium section ftr i spent a lot of time there the other month also sure you can decorate shit however just dont hang up any creepy shit
currently antipumpkinlatte but could be convinced, maybe. this is still not a strong argument in favor of pumpkins. then i guess i know what i'm doing next weekend. after decorating, apparently. what exactly qualifies as creepy shit anyway?
amazing what happens when you stop and think about stuff. probably not? i think most of the things i like are normalish. but i like them if that's what you mean. why?
/drags hands down face. dude. try your argument on me anyway. i may consider it? also i think so! they are probably still in one of the tubes under my bed though and i have not hung them up because i ran out of tape. unless those are the off-limits kind then they will happily live under my bed.
the entire argument is "because i want to" get lattes with you thats it i mean i can make up a better one if you give me time with all the fancy metaphors but the actual reason is lame
most horror films are ok im not a fan of the saw franchise
i think you probably know my work schedule and i can text you my class schedule and then you pick based around whenever you want. if you want lattes now, cool. if you want lattes next week, fine.
and you will not have to worry about me hanging movie posters for saw in the room. most of my horror movies are either way more awesome or...no they are just way more awesome.
also thats a blatant lie your taste in movies is without a doubt halfway terrible let me guess you like that one movie about the end of the world with the sun and stuff
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sometimes yes sometimes no
anyway i think im the only one in the trial period
if its already halloween in stores i fail to see why it cant also be christmas
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being human is pretty overrated anyway.
are you?
there are definitely places pushing christmas already. i don't like pumpkin that much anyway so i would be fine blowing past that.
halloween is pretty acceptable though.
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well thats not the word i want to use
but im not gonna use the other so w/e
yeah
youve never been on trial
where the fuck are the christmas stores
i want a candycane
also what the fuck do you mean you dont like pumpkin
do you at least like it in pumpkin spice lattes
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see that is still very strange to me since i have known you for like a week and you've already decided this. then again i sort of decided after the first day and now i am just confusing myself.
wal-mart probably has candy canes out by now? also do you not have normal candy stores here?
and i mean i do not like pumpkin that much! pumpkin spice is ok? i think i have officially been turned off by those though.
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[ he's offended about the pumpkin spice latte thing and is ignoring the rest for now. ]
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i like them buried in caramel
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at what point does it stop being pumpkin spice and more caramel bullshit though?
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hey
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that lack of an answer is also less than convincing.
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idk man dont you have drinks that you associate with good things
like the pumpkin lattes just even thinking about them calls up like
ten million memories arguing about them or sitting on the bench near the observatory people watching
or doing late night cram sessions with as much sugar as humanly possible
ive never liked energy drinks so caffeine is my go to
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and yeah of course i do but pumpkin spice is not one of them anymore.
i am rebuilding my pumpkin-flavored memory bank to fill with good shit and not shit i find annoying now.
that is because energy drinks hardly provide enough caffeine to do anything, plus they taste like shit.
what's the observatory like here anyway? any good?
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actually dont thatd probably be something youd find annoying
anyway the observatory is pretty cool
theres the planetarium shows and shit you know
its one of my favorite places
even though the last time i went in was a while ago
and is hilariously ironic in retrospect
but we used to go on field trips there all the time
i guess because it and the museums were like the most educational places they could think to shuttle us
i used to have a glow in the dark planet keychain from there
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but that does sound cool? i haven't been to one in a few years but they were always fun. same with aquariums with like those touch tanks so you could pet starfish and stuff? those were cool.
i don't know. why don't we get field trips in college? i want a refund already and school has barely started.
i had those glow in the dark stars plastered to my ceiling forever.
dave. can we get glow in the dark stars for the room?
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im pretty sure the zoo has a touch tank in the aquarium section ftr
i spent a lot of time there the other month
also sure
you can decorate shit however
just dont hang up any creepy shit
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this is still not a strong argument in favor of pumpkins.
then i guess i know what i'm doing next weekend.
after decorating, apparently. what exactly qualifies as creepy shit anyway?
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hm
i dont think youre into anything that super freaks me out actually
you into horror films at all?
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probably not? i think most of the things i like are normalish.
but i like them if that's what you mean. why?
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the argument for you to do it is kinda stupid as fuck
do you have posters for horror films
?
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dude. try your argument on me anyway. i may consider it?
also i think so! they are probably still in one of the tubes under my bed though and i have not hung them up because i ran out of tape.
unless those are the off-limits kind then they will happily live under my bed.
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get lattes with you
thats it
i mean i can make up a better one if you give me time
with all the fancy metaphors
but the actual reason is lame
most horror films are ok
im not a fan of the saw franchise
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when you're not juggling all of your work shifts and have time, we will get lattes. they can even have pumpkin and caramel in them.
the gore aspect, the claustrophia aspect, or the "old man yells at clouds and murders everyone" aspect?
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ill match your schedule i do that for everyone these days
none of the above
[ IT'S THE SAW PUPPET. ]
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and you will not have to worry about me hanging movie posters for saw in the room. most of my horror movies are either way more awesome or...no they are just way more awesome.
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also thats a blatant lie your taste in movies is without a doubt halfway terrible
let me guess
you like that one movie about the end of the world
with the sun and stuff
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