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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

how the fuck

[ he's offended about the pumpkin spice latte thing and is ignoring the rest for now. ]

[windeity]

ex-girlfriend. long story.

[parodeity]

thats literally the most tragic thing ive ever heard
i like them buried in caramel

[windeity]

tell me about it.
at what point does it stop being pumpkin spice and more caramel bullshit though?

[parodeity]

ill tell you whenever you manage to make peace with pumpkin spice lattes again

hey

[windeity]

sell me on them, your argument does not have me convinced.
that lack of an answer is also less than convincing.

[parodeity]

they taste best when youre cold and looking at something cool
idk man dont you have drinks that you associate with good things
like the pumpkin lattes just even thinking about them calls up like
ten million memories arguing about them or sitting on the bench near the observatory people watching
or doing late night cram sessions with as much sugar as humanly possible
ive never liked energy drinks so caffeine is my go to

[windeity]

like stars or whales or people.
and yeah of course i do but pumpkin spice is not one of them anymore.
i am rebuilding my pumpkin-flavored memory bank to fill with good shit and not shit i find annoying now.
that is because energy drinks hardly provide enough caffeine to do anything, plus they taste like shit.
what's the observatory like here anyway? any good?

[parodeity]

right so drink lattes with me
actually dont thatd probably be something youd find annoying
anyway the observatory is pretty cool
theres the planetarium shows and shit you know
its one of my favorite places
even though the last time i went in was a while ago
and is hilariously ironic in retrospect
but we used to go on field trips there all the time
i guess because it and the museums were like the most educational places they could think to shuttle us
i used to have a glow in the dark planet keychain from there

[windeity]

hey yeah remember what you told me about your assumptions? that is one of your wrong ones.
but that does sound cool? i haven't been to one in a few years but they were always fun. same with aquariums with like those touch tanks so you could pet starfish and stuff? those were cool.
i don't know. why don't we get field trips in college? i want a refund already and school has barely started.
i had those glow in the dark stars plastered to my ceiling forever.
dave. can we get glow in the dark stars for the room?

[parodeity]

well you seem very antilatte man
im pretty sure the zoo has a touch tank in the aquarium section ftr
i spent a lot of time there the other month
also sure
you can decorate shit however
just dont hang up any creepy shit

[windeity]

currently antipumpkinlatte but could be convinced, maybe.
this is still not a strong argument in favor of pumpkins.
then i guess i know what i'm doing next weekend.
after decorating, apparently. what exactly qualifies as creepy shit anyway?

[parodeity]

my argument is mostly pretty lame when i think about it

hm
i dont think youre into anything that super freaks me out actually
you into horror films at all?

[windeity]

amazing what happens when you stop and think about stuff.
probably not? i think most of the things i like are normalish.
but i like them if that's what you mean. why?

[parodeity]

by which i mean theres no reason to get a latte with me
the argument for you to do it is kinda stupid as fuck
do you have posters for horror films
?

[windeity]

/drags hands down face.
dude. try your argument on me anyway. i may consider it?
also i think so! they are probably still in one of the tubes under my bed though and i have not hung them up because i ran out of tape.
unless those are the off-limits kind then they will happily live under my bed.

[parodeity]

the entire argument is "because i want to"
get lattes with you
thats it
i mean i can make up a better one if you give me time
with all the fancy metaphors
but the actual reason is lame

most horror films are ok
im not a fan of the saw franchise

[windeity]

ok.
when you're not juggling all of your work shifts and have time, we will get lattes. they can even have pumpkin and caramel in them.

the gore aspect, the claustrophia aspect, or the "old man yells at clouds and murders everyone" aspect?

[parodeity]

john i always have time for anything
ill match your schedule i do that for everyone these days

none of the above

[ IT'S THE SAW PUPPET. ]

[windeity]

i think you probably know my work schedule and i can text you my class schedule and then you pick based around whenever you want. if you want lattes now, cool. if you want lattes next week, fine.

and you will not have to worry about me hanging movie posters for saw in the room. most of my horror movies are either way more awesome or...no they are just way more awesome.

[parodeity]

youre so weird

also thats a blatant lie your taste in movies is without a doubt halfway terrible
let me guess
you like that one movie about the end of the world
with the sun and stuff

[windeity]

what? why am i the weird one here?

also ok you caught me, half of my taste is shit but it's fun shit.
you do know you just described every apocalypse movie ever don't you?

[parodeity]

youre just so nice and calm
and i kind of get why but you dont push things
it wasnt like i meant weird in a bad way

well which one is your favorite
if theyre all the same

[windeity]

i don't push things that are not that big of a deal, you're right. if i was really bothered by the proposition of drinking lattes with my roommate of course i would push that. but i'm not. so there is no point to push it.

armageddon. but the day after tomorrow is a very close second in terms of global catastrophe movies.

[parodeity]

thats only halfway what i meant but yeah
like i said i dont really care when
its variable
whenever you want i can be the me who wants to go too

is that the one with the space shit and live tyler
day after tomorrow is the ice one right