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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

not really
dont worry about it youre only ever gonna have to deal with one of me

ive seen the lizzie tyler one
and i vaguely remember the ice one
just absolutely nothing else about it

[windeity]

i probably wouldn't mind but thank you for making this less confusing or whatever. i feel much better now.

you know what this means don't you, dude? it means if i am drinking pumpkin spice lattes with you you have to sit through one of my disaster movies. like a cultural exchange or something.

[parodeity]

you would completely mind dont fuck with me egbert
or at least youd bitch about being confused
anyway its a moot point if i dont let it happen

what do you mean "have" to

[windeity]

i would not! it sounds a little hysterical.
i would bitch about being confused even if there only happened to be one of you, dave. we have already covered that you can be confusing sometimes.
as i am pretty sure that is not really a thing you can let happen anyway...yeah. moot point.

and i mean that you do not seem like the type to willingly sit through that kind of movie without a lot of running commentary. am i wrong?

[parodeity]

i mean i could let it happen but id end up wanting to stab myself in the eye with a rusty spork
i gave that shit up for a reason

i like commentary but im ok with silence if thats what youre requesting
id sit through any dumbass movie you wanted to watch without some required exchange though

[windeity]

that sounds really uncomfortable, so maybe don't do that.

i'm not requesting silence but usually people bail halfway through my less-than-quality movies.
but thanks?
that sort of sounds like a good plan. coffee and shitty disaster movies now that the real disaster's over.

[parodeity]

i mean its why i nixed the thing
i just know myself and id do it if certain people asked or needed me to
regardless of how aggravating it gets for me personally

its fine watching shitty movies can be fun
when do you wanna do the movie thing

[windeity]

well. i am pretty sure i won't need you to do the thing so there is that. thing-less.

tonight? tomorrow? i do not have a shortage of shitty movies and school just started so it's not like we have a lot of homework or anything already.

[parodeity]

already told you that you can set the schedule and ill gel
either timeframe can work for me

[windeity]

bluuuuuh. i'm not going to always dictate your schedule, douche.
but ok. tomorrow night then. i need to pick the perfect cinematic masterpiece.

[parodeity]

youre not really
youre just giving me waystations
or something
but ok ill buy lattes post class and bring them back

[windeity]

weird as it sounds, if you ever need someone to stop you from stuff i can do that.
but sure. that sounds good. i'll figure out the best movie.

[parodeity]

eventually youre probably going to

[windeity]

are you going to let me?

[parodeity]

complicated answer
its both yes and no at the same time

[windeity]

need versus want?

[parodeity]

no
its more complicated than that kinda thing
dont sweat it
itll either happen or it wont

so movie date
please avoid seth rogen films

[windeity]

just don't dodge.

movie date.
do i seriously look like a seth rogen kind of guy?
actually do not answer that. some of his movies are kind of funny.
disaster movies though. i have a few in mind already, anything i do not have a physical copy of i can probably download from somewhere.

1/2

[parodeity]

im not dodging
im just
waiting

dude you look like the type of guy who watches a bunch of movie trash yes
as to seth rogen aradia and i were talking about his movies the other day
so he was on my mind
also nice to see piracy is alive and well in your heart

2/2

[parodeity]

for FUCKS sake

[ ami. AMI. AMI AIHARA, NOT ARADIA MEGIDO. ]

[windeity]

waiting for what though?

and who's aradia?
i refuse to confirm or deny my movie trash.

[parodeity]

i dont even know anymore
shit thatll never happen or shit that will
man i should get james to write me a song

my imaginary friend
were v close we like to talk about dinosaurs

[windeity]

sigh.
ok, whatever. introduce me to your imaginary friend sometime.
do you always ask people to write you songs?

anyway. i need to check my collection in preparation for everything.
no rogen, guaranteed.

[parodeity]

sigh yourself
one fairly likely option is you lose the app and forget half our convos you know
just in terms of paths
also no
no one ever has anyway
i was just joking that i sound like an idiot

ok later

[windeity]

you do sort of sound like an idiot but that is ok. I still like you for some reason. bye dave!