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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

the entire argument is "because i want to"
get lattes with you
thats it
i mean i can make up a better one if you give me time
with all the fancy metaphors
but the actual reason is lame

most horror films are ok
im not a fan of the saw franchise

[windeity]

ok.
when you're not juggling all of your work shifts and have time, we will get lattes. they can even have pumpkin and caramel in them.

the gore aspect, the claustrophia aspect, or the "old man yells at clouds and murders everyone" aspect?

[parodeity]

john i always have time for anything
ill match your schedule i do that for everyone these days

none of the above

[ IT'S THE SAW PUPPET. ]

[windeity]

i think you probably know my work schedule and i can text you my class schedule and then you pick based around whenever you want. if you want lattes now, cool. if you want lattes next week, fine.

and you will not have to worry about me hanging movie posters for saw in the room. most of my horror movies are either way more awesome or...no they are just way more awesome.

[parodeity]

youre so weird

also thats a blatant lie your taste in movies is without a doubt halfway terrible
let me guess
you like that one movie about the end of the world
with the sun and stuff

[windeity]

what? why am i the weird one here?

also ok you caught me, half of my taste is shit but it's fun shit.
you do know you just described every apocalypse movie ever don't you?

[parodeity]

youre just so nice and calm
and i kind of get why but you dont push things
it wasnt like i meant weird in a bad way

well which one is your favorite
if theyre all the same

[windeity]

i don't push things that are not that big of a deal, you're right. if i was really bothered by the proposition of drinking lattes with my roommate of course i would push that. but i'm not. so there is no point to push it.

armageddon. but the day after tomorrow is a very close second in terms of global catastrophe movies.

[parodeity]

thats only halfway what i meant but yeah
like i said i dont really care when
its variable
whenever you want i can be the me who wants to go too

is that the one with the space shit and live tyler
day after tomorrow is the ice one right

[windeity]

...
"the me who wants to go"
are there multiple yous i may deal with here?

*liv
but also yes, that is correct. and the day after tomorrow is the ice one.

[parodeity]

yeah

right thats what i said elivabeth tyler
jokes on the ice people

[windeity]

that's. a weird statement to say yeah to? haha.
you've never seen either of those have you?

[parodeity]

not really
dont worry about it youre only ever gonna have to deal with one of me

ive seen the lizzie tyler one
and i vaguely remember the ice one
just absolutely nothing else about it

[windeity]

i probably wouldn't mind but thank you for making this less confusing or whatever. i feel much better now.

you know what this means don't you, dude? it means if i am drinking pumpkin spice lattes with you you have to sit through one of my disaster movies. like a cultural exchange or something.

[parodeity]

you would completely mind dont fuck with me egbert
or at least youd bitch about being confused
anyway its a moot point if i dont let it happen

what do you mean "have" to

[windeity]

i would not! it sounds a little hysterical.
i would bitch about being confused even if there only happened to be one of you, dave. we have already covered that you can be confusing sometimes.
as i am pretty sure that is not really a thing you can let happen anyway...yeah. moot point.

and i mean that you do not seem like the type to willingly sit through that kind of movie without a lot of running commentary. am i wrong?

[parodeity]

i mean i could let it happen but id end up wanting to stab myself in the eye with a rusty spork
i gave that shit up for a reason

i like commentary but im ok with silence if thats what youre requesting
id sit through any dumbass movie you wanted to watch without some required exchange though

[windeity]

that sounds really uncomfortable, so maybe don't do that.

i'm not requesting silence but usually people bail halfway through my less-than-quality movies.
but thanks?
that sort of sounds like a good plan. coffee and shitty disaster movies now that the real disaster's over.

[parodeity]

i mean its why i nixed the thing
i just know myself and id do it if certain people asked or needed me to
regardless of how aggravating it gets for me personally

its fine watching shitty movies can be fun
when do you wanna do the movie thing

[windeity]

well. i am pretty sure i won't need you to do the thing so there is that. thing-less.

tonight? tomorrow? i do not have a shortage of shitty movies and school just started so it's not like we have a lot of homework or anything already.

[parodeity]

already told you that you can set the schedule and ill gel
either timeframe can work for me

[windeity]

bluuuuuh. i'm not going to always dictate your schedule, douche.
but ok. tomorrow night then. i need to pick the perfect cinematic masterpiece.

[parodeity]

youre not really
youre just giving me waystations
or something
but ok ill buy lattes post class and bring them back

[windeity]

weird as it sounds, if you ever need someone to stop you from stuff i can do that.
but sure. that sounds good. i'll figure out the best movie.

[parodeity]

eventually youre probably going to