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ok rose i obviously need to see all of these videos
for each incident
and i am quite frankly shocked and hurt that you didnt share them with me before
also no crosby rock is obviously gryffindor wow

holy shit you cant just break out betty white right off the bat
thats like bringing a fucking rocket launcher to a water balloon fight you crazy person
but ok checking our your academic article here
we have helen mirrin in hufflepuff
helen mirrin could probably take betty white
ngl the rock obviously could not

howd you get out of 80s marathon night btw

are you calling me a sonnet writer

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ok so a plan of action
a shady plan of action
has anyone ever said no to you about anything
aside from the parental nixing of the alcohol i mean
i feel like ive never heard a story from you that ends in and then i didnt get my way
also how shady is the extra hush hush under the table money
are you gonna wink at them
wait winking might make it cheesy not shady

[tookforgranite]

Wow there are plenty of stories that end with "and then I didn't get my way" that I could tell you.
But those are all when I was young and stupid.
I'm older and wiser and know now that if I just try hard enough I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Oh it's going to be pretty shady.
No winking involved, but I'm sure that'll be implied. I mean they're going to be accepting money from the young daughter of the Kuzuryuu family.
It's pretty much always implied.

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[ oh no one of his best friends caught onto his SECRET PLOT to get them to watch movies with him??? yeah ok that's not actually that bad. ]

we both know im way more impure
i share genes with rose
that has to count for something here in terms of being shady as fuck
like dont i get extra credit for that
like hey mr strider i see your sister is madam grimdark imma award you ten points for managing to survive her
anyway we gotta hang out now so i can save you from john egberts favorite movie
we can watch bill and teds excellent adventure
or like
you can pick something
we can watch the squiddles if you want
if you dont tell john and rose

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ohhh
but if your heart is impure then
maaaaaybe you are just casting me further into darkness
you want to send me spiraling down into chaos and further from the glow of nic cage's face on the silve screen huh!!!!
anyway, i thought that conair was how impurity was being measured here?
also, rose has a very good heart!
and i think you do too
even if you try to send me pictures of yourself in the middle of the night
heheheh
i think you would like night at the museum
there is a dinosaur in it!!!
that is pretty cool if you ask me
not very impure of heart at all! :D
but, squiddles is pretty tempting...
i think maybe it should be something we both want to watch

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Not the kinda rainbow I'm talkin' about, you'll see. Like, some rainbows are pretty, as in natural ones you see, but some are like...Lisa Frank neon colored mixed with other shit and it's just. Terrible? Trust me, Harley.

[ though, wait, she asked him a question - ]

Before you talked to me? About two minutes. Why?

[ he 100% is still unaware there is mistletoe. oops. ]

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[ this is super important: ] Lisa Frank has really cute stuff, actually!

[ but more importantly: ] Two minutes? Seriously? Jeeeez, Dave. Waiting for someone under the mistletoe for two minutes is kind of silly! [ for extra measure, she sticks her tongue out at him. it's teasing! honestly! but jade is, notably, still under the mistletoe with dave because of course neither of these kids are the sort to get out of silly situations like this.

but also, she's assuming this was planned. dave's such a crazy and cool guy, obviously he wanted this and went for it?? ]

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haha
that is so silly, dave!!
of course you would manage that one
hehehe weeeeeeeell
some historians may argue that some of the lyrics from lady gaga's song applause apply to marie antoinette!!!
or maybe beautiful, dirty, rich
either one of those might tickle your professors fancy :p

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i mean its too late to fix it now
that shit is turned in
and i gotta deal with the fallout
but like
man
what is WITH essays having to be formal as shit
thats not how i talk
thats not how ANYONE talks
except rose
its how rose talks i guess

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Like the senseless gooey center?

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Sort of! I am hoping the center is full of purposeful gooeyness, actually.

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[ like. this is fair advice. dave makes a face, his typical neutral pokerface breaking solely for the drama. ]

How in depth have you gone down the rabbit hold that you're givin' me that advice?

[sharplydressed]

[Don't make him put a hand to his forehead in a woe-is-me gesture of Extreme Drama, Dave. He'll do it.]

Way farther than any sane person should ever go. Way farther. [...] But honestly, isn't just thinking "hey horses were a fever dream" enough? You don't have to try very hard.

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What, no date plans? I mean, I don't have anything planned either [ until like 2 days before valentine's day what the fuck dave ] but the weekend after sounds chill to me. Just text me when you're ready, man. And then I will change the way you look at music forever. But like in a good way.

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I haven't actually checked a lot of books, but like...hell, everythin' I checked online was changed? Which might not be so weird if everyone weren't actin' like this was completely normal. I think its a bit too large-scale to just be a prank.

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I mean, discounting the obvious "there sure are giant fucking birds here" part that is. Definitely not a prank?

[viktorymaker]

I don't think it can be a prank either, it's too widespread. And I'd never seen anything like those birds before.

[ Which makes them... what? Part of an experiment? ]

What do you think is going on?

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Holy shit. This is the best thing anyone has ever stolen, ever? People should write fuckin' odes to this thing. Do you think there's anythin' it can't blend?? What about rocks. Can it blend rocks?

[gemgineer]

[ Blend rocks? Why hadn't she ever thought of that??? ]

I don't know! I've never tried it! But I know what we need to blend next!

[ LOOK THESE ARE BLADES OF STEEL

surely they can blend through some paltry stones if they can blend robot heads

surely... ]

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Seriously? I mean...I guess I just didn't realize I had that kind of impact. Dancin' for me has always been, like. Sports. For other dudes.

[ he does not Get sports. ]

I like havin' somethin' to do with my body but just can't fuckin' bring myself to care about goals and balls. But you two do make it more worthwhile for me, too.

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I usually work around my school schedule. I'm the assistant manager? Apparently.

[ THAT HAS YET TO GET LESS WEIRD TO HIM ]

Personal Overflow... you know what? I think I'm going to do that myself one day.

[true_noir]

Ah, that would explain it. I am usually at work during the daytime ever since graduation. So, we have not had as much time to work together. [She chuckled softly.] He is quite the informal sort, is he not?

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Well, if you mean by personally, she kind of, you know, chucked them right at my face. I'm pretty sure that counts?

[ he's rose's annoying younger brother. she has to retaliate sometimes and in some ways? ]

They're a little bit interesting. I mean...mood necklaces. Who knew, right?

[caelestialis]

Sounds like she has a great throwing arm if she managed to hit you head on [ ainsley no. ]

And to be honest - I didn't know that but it's so sweet of them to do this for the festival! It's so nice of them to be handing out a lot of these too.

I think this is actually my second one! I lost the first one, I'm sure, but now I have a brand new necklace with me. [ pretty generous of the people organising the parade but, again, she wonders about the budget for this. ]

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Exit stage left!

[ there's an emphasis to dave's tone that isn't usually present. he exists in monotones and an even keel kind of volume and rhythm. the dips and rises that exist are never anything other than minor, and he almost never raises his voice or sounds anything other than casual.

so. he's at least taking this seriously. hell, there was even an exclamation point used, which is basically the apocalypse touching down.

there is no way they can outrun a chocobo if it can run as fast as a horse. this time dave just grips yuri's hand and tugs him inbetween two other tents. maybe if they get enough shit between them and it they can get out of this mess Alive.

or like, not trampled. ]

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lmao who do i have to high five
was it your grandma
did your nanna throw glitter bombs @ you because that would be fucking hilarious
usually if i ever thought about it i would think you would be the glitterbomber
not the glitterbombee
man how do i not have pics of this
the worlds biggest fucking tragedy right there man

thx lol

[godsock]

aw cmon man i still have glitter bomb ptsd over here! :( you are bringing back every nightmarish second of the glitter war.
and yeah it was nanna
i know you're laughing but i don't care!
like, i was pissed at the time but also kind of impressed yknow??
she's real old, and, like, dead or whatever, but she's still got it