Wow there are plenty of stories that end with "and then I didn't get my way" that I could tell you.
But those are all when I was young and stupid.
I'm older and wiser and know now that if I just try hard enough I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Oh it's going to be pretty shady.
No winking involved, but I'm sure that'll be implied. I mean they're going to be accepting money from the young daughter of the Kuzuryuu family.
It's pretty much always implied.
But those are all when I was young and stupid.
I'm older and wiser and know now that if I just try hard enough I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Oh it's going to be pretty shady.
No winking involved, but I'm sure that'll be implied. I mean they're going to be accepting money from the young daughter of the Kuzuryuu family.
It's pretty much always implied.
Hmph! You wanna know my roots huh? You sure you wanna hear about all that?
You gotta pretty strong stomach to even want to associate with someone like me, but I don't know if you could handle those kinds of stories!
I guess I could sit down and tell you some of them sometime though. If it really means that much to you. οΌο½γΌΒ΄οΌ
Neon green though? You think that'd look good on me?
While some of our money is probably questionable we're very honorable with our grocery shopping!
We're not like the mafia, we're actually pretty legal most of the time.
Don't worry Dave, you won't have to claim ignorance if a police man catches you with some of our apple juice.
Thanks! I'm sure I won't need luck but I'll take it if it's from you. (βΊ£β‘βΊ£)β‘*
You gotta pretty strong stomach to even want to associate with someone like me, but I don't know if you could handle those kinds of stories!
I guess I could sit down and tell you some of them sometime though. If it really means that much to you. οΌο½γΌΒ΄οΌ
Neon green though? You think that'd look good on me?
While some of our money is probably questionable we're very honorable with our grocery shopping!
We're not like the mafia, we're actually pretty legal most of the time.
Don't worry Dave, you won't have to claim ignorance if a police man catches you with some of our apple juice.
Thanks! I'm sure I won't need luck but I'll take it if it's from you. (βΊ£β‘βΊ£)β‘*
See I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Fuck what everyone else says about dating foreigners, you know what's up.
I'll make sure to tell you only the best ones then.
You gotta sit through some stories about aniki too though because if he hears about this I'm sure he'll try and embarrass me somehow, so I gotta make sure you know all the juicy details about him getting stuck in trees while mom and dad sic the dogs on him to get him back down.
Or all the times he's cried over some of the dumbest shit.
Aww that's sweet of you to say.
You're not trying to butter me up for something are you? Because flattering me will definitely get you places if you are so keep it up. (*^-Β°)v
Oooo if you have pink then I have to have green!!
What kind of joke is that? You're way too young to have a daughter.
We could do that though. Fuyuhiko's a total nerd and has a bunch of yakuza films we could borrow. Maybe he'd even watch them with us! He'd be better commentary than I would. I could tell you what is and isn't right but he'd get into all the nitty gritty details about it.
We could start with The Yakuza Papers. That's a five part series and it's pretty good!
Fuck what everyone else says about dating foreigners, you know what's up.
I'll make sure to tell you only the best ones then.
You gotta sit through some stories about aniki too though because if he hears about this I'm sure he'll try and embarrass me somehow, so I gotta make sure you know all the juicy details about him getting stuck in trees while mom and dad sic the dogs on him to get him back down.
Or all the times he's cried over some of the dumbest shit.
Aww that's sweet of you to say.
You're not trying to butter me up for something are you? Because flattering me will definitely get you places if you are so keep it up. (*^-Β°)v
Oooo if you have pink then I have to have green!!
What kind of joke is that? You're way too young to have a daughter.
We could do that though. Fuyuhiko's a total nerd and has a bunch of yakuza films we could borrow. Maybe he'd even watch them with us! He'd be better commentary than I would. I could tell you what is and isn't right but he'd get into all the nitty gritty details about it.
We could start with The Yakuza Papers. That's a five part series and it's pretty good!
Oh you know mostly that it's incorrect and you guys don't know the customs and wouldn't you rather date a Japanese man who will take care of you instead of a foreigner who'll expect you to work and all this other bullshit.
I don't know, just apparently it's bad but then again my family never really cared so I don't really care either.
I'm the proud girl who gets to say, "Yeah my boyfriend's wearing sneakers to your black tie affair and damn straight I'm going to dance with him anyway."
Then again I don't think anyone would have the balls to question it.
He likes to climb trees but when he was little he'd go up there and get himself stuck like a dumbass.
So mom and dad would have to get him down somehow and usually they'd send the dogs after him or shake the tree.
Sometimes Peko-chan would go up there and save him herself instead.
And then he'd just go off and do it again. Wasn't at all afraid of getting knocked out of the tree and hurt or anything.
Guess it was kind of cool even if it was really stupid.
Want me to teach you how to break a guy's arm?
I know all the best ways to do it! I can make it really fast and efficient or agonizingly slow or somewhere in the middle and I can do it with just my bare hands if I want.
Sign me up then. Do you just wear them with whatever or do you have a "so tacky and ugly it's attractive" outfit to go with them?
Yeah no, definitely not. We really need to get you educated.
Also fuck the fact that I love him it's funny to eat snacks that piss him off.
He hates caramel flavored popcorn but I eat it all the time anyway.
So bring what you want.
Oh but you can't have any hot dogs, got it?
I don't care if people sell those in movie theaters save that shit for lunch or dinner or I'll seriously kick your ass.
Aniki will too.
We'll both kick your ass.
I don't know, just apparently it's bad but then again my family never really cared so I don't really care either.
I'm the proud girl who gets to say, "Yeah my boyfriend's wearing sneakers to your black tie affair and damn straight I'm going to dance with him anyway."
Then again I don't think anyone would have the balls to question it.
He likes to climb trees but when he was little he'd go up there and get himself stuck like a dumbass.
So mom and dad would have to get him down somehow and usually they'd send the dogs after him or shake the tree.
Sometimes Peko-chan would go up there and save him herself instead.
And then he'd just go off and do it again. Wasn't at all afraid of getting knocked out of the tree and hurt or anything.
Guess it was kind of cool even if it was really stupid.
Want me to teach you how to break a guy's arm?
I know all the best ways to do it! I can make it really fast and efficient or agonizingly slow or somewhere in the middle and I can do it with just my bare hands if I want.
Sign me up then. Do you just wear them with whatever or do you have a "so tacky and ugly it's attractive" outfit to go with them?
Yeah no, definitely not. We really need to get you educated.
Also fuck the fact that I love him it's funny to eat snacks that piss him off.
He hates caramel flavored popcorn but I eat it all the time anyway.
So bring what you want.
Oh but you can't have any hot dogs, got it?
I don't care if people sell those in movie theaters save that shit for lunch or dinner or I'll seriously kick your ass.
Aniki will too.
We'll both kick your ass.
Good because that wasn't going to change any time soon.
Kuzuryuu Natsume does whatever she wants, whenever she wants and nobody's gonna tell her otherwise.
None are coming up I don't think but I could always make up an excuse to throw one.
The family could always use some good publicity and hosting some grand party or something would be a great way to snag some.
And that's only okay if you put up with my matching black dress with red accents.
He is. It's like if you say "no you can't" to him his brain translates it to "I'm giving you permission to keep trying until it kills you."
I mean that's kind of how we were raised so I'm sure I can be just as stubborn but he really goes for the platinum medal in that kind of thing.
He can get out of trees now on his own just fine but sometimes when he looks like he's really relaxed and enjoying himself I'll sic some of the dogs on him anyway.
Especially if he didn't invite me to join him.
Eh, probably, but I like it better like that.
So I'm not gonna give you one.
Next time you come over then when it's not movie marathon date we'll spend some time in the dojo and I'll help you develop some kick ass skills.
Or maybe movie marathon date can turn into you spending the night and we can kill two birds with one knife.
Three even, if you wanna go shopping for the shades and matching outfits.
We could hit up Harajuku, they've always got some great stuff there.
Good.
I would have hated for our relationship to have had to end because you brought hot dogs over.
Everything else sounds great to me!
What kind of American candy? How sweet is it?
Kuzuryuu Natsume does whatever she wants, whenever she wants and nobody's gonna tell her otherwise.
None are coming up I don't think but I could always make up an excuse to throw one.
The family could always use some good publicity and hosting some grand party or something would be a great way to snag some.
And that's only okay if you put up with my matching black dress with red accents.
He is. It's like if you say "no you can't" to him his brain translates it to "I'm giving you permission to keep trying until it kills you."
I mean that's kind of how we were raised so I'm sure I can be just as stubborn but he really goes for the platinum medal in that kind of thing.
He can get out of trees now on his own just fine but sometimes when he looks like he's really relaxed and enjoying himself I'll sic some of the dogs on him anyway.
Especially if he didn't invite me to join him.
Eh, probably, but I like it better like that.
So I'm not gonna give you one.
Next time you come over then when it's not movie marathon date we'll spend some time in the dojo and I'll help you develop some kick ass skills.
Or maybe movie marathon date can turn into you spending the night and we can kill two birds with one knife.
Three even, if you wanna go shopping for the shades and matching outfits.
We could hit up Harajuku, they've always got some great stuff there.
Good.
I would have hated for our relationship to have had to end because you brought hot dogs over.
Everything else sounds great to me!
What kind of American candy? How sweet is it?
ohhh
but if your heart is impure then
maaaaaybe you are just casting me further into darkness
you want to send me spiraling down into chaos and further from the glow of nic cage's face on the silve screen huh!!!!
anyway, i thought that conair was how impurity was being measured here?
also, rose has a very good heart!
and i think you do too
even if you try to send me pictures of yourself in the middle of the night
heheheh
i think you would like night at the museum
there is a dinosaur in it!!!
that is pretty cool if you ask me
not very impure of heart at all! :D
but, squiddles is pretty tempting...
i think maybe it should be something we both want to watch
but if your heart is impure then
maaaaaybe you are just casting me further into darkness
you want to send me spiraling down into chaos and further from the glow of nic cage's face on the silve screen huh!!!!
anyway, i thought that conair was how impurity was being measured here?
also, rose has a very good heart!
and i think you do too
even if you try to send me pictures of yourself in the middle of the night
heheheh
i think you would like night at the museum
there is a dinosaur in it!!!
that is pretty cool if you ask me
not very impure of heart at all! :D
but, squiddles is pretty tempting...
i think maybe it should be something we both want to watch
this is me
reaching out and accepting your hand
we're soaring, flying
there's not a star that we can't reach
i am ready to get schoolfed all about these movies!!!!
also uhhhhhh
i am not veeeeery interested in what rose writes in her spare time.........
actually i would like it if we did not discuss that again? if that is a thing that we can do
anyway why were you awake and sending me pictures so late???
i would guess that you were up to coolkid things
because you are mr coolkid!!
but i think that even coolkids should rest from time to time
reaching out and accepting your hand
we're soaring, flying
there's not a star that we can't reach
i am ready to get schoolfed all about these movies!!!!
also uhhhhhh
i am not veeeeery interested in what rose writes in her spare time.........
actually i would like it if we did not discuss that again? if that is a thing that we can do
anyway why were you awake and sending me pictures so late???
i would guess that you were up to coolkid things
because you are mr coolkid!!
but i think that even coolkids should rest from time to time
hmmmm......
marry poppins?
supercalifragilisticexpealsomethingsomething!
i guess maybe chitty chitty bang bang would be another one but i do not remember any songs from it!!!!
or maaaaaybe......
hercules?
this is soooooo hard XO
maybe i should have saved that reference for the right time
oops!!!
dave, you send me a lot of things while i am sleeping!
but i read them all, and it is kind of nice to see them
i listened to it but maybe i should listen to it again because.......
it was pretty good! :O
marry poppins?
supercalifragilisticexpealsomethingsomething!
i guess maybe chitty chitty bang bang would be another one but i do not remember any songs from it!!!!
or maaaaaybe......
hercules?
this is soooooo hard XO
maybe i should have saved that reference for the right time
oops!!!
dave, you send me a lot of things while i am sleeping!
but i read them all, and it is kind of nice to see them
i listened to it but maybe i should listen to it again because.......
it was pretty good! :O
oh!!! in that case we will have to do one of the duets, i would say!
i do not want to kill you dead
just win :p
but if it's a shared win i don't mind
i believe that is what i said yes!
that i liked it
i don't really have a reason to lie about that
i am just saying what i think!!!
it was very fresh
the expiration date is way off
haha
i do not want to kill you dead
just win :p
but if it's a shared win i don't mind
i believe that is what i said yes!
that i liked it
i don't really have a reason to lie about that
i am just saying what i think!!!
it was very fresh
the expiration date is way off
haha
bonuses are fun, though!
perhaps you are just too cool for that kind of thing
even though no one should be
but anyway i think it would just be fun to hang out and have a duet without any forced competition bro!!!
oh the bomb thing is kind of stupid in a frustrating way... :(
i can bring snacks!
hmm like fruits?
i have these mandarian oranges that are my favorite, they are delicious <333
oh!!! i also have apples those would be easy to bring as well
perhaps you are just too cool for that kind of thing
even though no one should be
but anyway i think it would just be fun to hang out and have a duet without any forced competition bro!!!
oh the bomb thing is kind of stupid in a frustrating way... :(
i can bring snacks!
hmm like fruits?
i have these mandarian oranges that are my favorite, they are delicious <333
oh!!! i also have apples those would be easy to bring as well
:O
yes!!!!!! a karaoke night sounds so fun!
what if i brought my bass??
i will definitely bring apples
it is like you are the host
and i am the guest
so i HASS the snacks
i think that is how it goes? argh
yes i did grow them myself!
both the apples and oranges
yes!!!!!! a karaoke night sounds so fun!
what if i brought my bass??
i will definitely bring apples
it is like you are the host
and i am the guest
so i HASS the snacks
i think that is how it goes? argh
yes i did grow them myself!
both the apples and oranges


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