what does everyone say about dating foreigners im assuming they dont say the legit shit like were fantastically good looking and suave and like have great taste in music im assuming theres bad shit is it how we wear sneakers with everything because i saw a post on tumblr about how thats apparently a bad thing i dont get it because why wouldnt you wear sneakers if youre given the option or if youre not given the option sneakers are the fucking bomb
also of course i am willing to sit through stories about your brother especially these apparently multiple stories about being stuck in trees while having the dogs set on him should i be concerned that this happened more than once
i wasnt trying to butter you up but if its getting me somewhere i can break out more sincere compliments like im pretty sure you could break my arm and thats rad and yeah see we can wear them out places and match
its from the godfather its an italian mafia movie and see thats what im saying i need more japanese yakuza references to make but i have like nothing to go on closest shit i got is kill bill and that aint very close and that sounds good to me i can bring snacks are there any snacks i should not bring on account of your brother would flip his shit or im down to watch things with him there and his shitfits are funny but i should probably attempt not to piss him off on the grounds that you love him
Oh you know mostly that it's incorrect and you guys don't know the customs and wouldn't you rather date a Japanese man who will take care of you instead of a foreigner who'll expect you to work and all this other bullshit. I don't know, just apparently it's bad but then again my family never really cared so I don't really care either. I'm the proud girl who gets to say, "Yeah my boyfriend's wearing sneakers to your black tie affair and damn straight I'm going to dance with him anyway." Then again I don't think anyone would have the balls to question it.
He likes to climb trees but when he was little he'd go up there and get himself stuck like a dumbass. So mom and dad would have to get him down somehow and usually they'd send the dogs after him or shake the tree. Sometimes Peko-chan would go up there and save him herself instead. And then he'd just go off and do it again. Wasn't at all afraid of getting knocked out of the tree and hurt or anything. Guess it was kind of cool even if it was really stupid.
Want me to teach you how to break a guy's arm? I know all the best ways to do it! I can make it really fast and efficient or agonizingly slow or somewhere in the middle and I can do it with just my bare hands if I want. Sign me up then. Do you just wear them with whatever or do you have a "so tacky and ugly it's attractive" outfit to go with them?
Yeah no, definitely not. We really need to get you educated. Also fuck the fact that I love him it's funny to eat snacks that piss him off. He hates caramel flavored popcorn but I eat it all the time anyway. So bring what you want. Oh but you can't have any hot dogs, got it? I don't care if people sell those in movie theaters save that shit for lunch or dinner or I'll seriously kick your ass. Aniki will too. We'll both kick your ass.
haha ok that is bullshit i expect you to do whatever the fuck you want which you do so that works out is there a black tie affair i should be aware of by the way are we going dancing i love dancing dancing is great ps if theres a black tie affair im wearing a red suit with the black tie hope thats ok
your bro is like the determinator or the energizer bunny well those things are honestly the same thing thats cute though can he get out of trees now or do you still set the dogs on him
see that right there thats why youre great who else has a girl who goes like yo want to know how to break arms i got you covered im both terrified and swooning is there a word for that but sure teach me how to break a guys arm why the fuck not also i do both but obviously we should go full on so tacky and ugly its attractive route here because its the best route
ok duly noted no hot dogs cant say ive ever brought hot dogs to someones house as snacks like yo check out my jacket pockets you want some bratwurst but definitely will not make my shady hot dog vendor debut at your place ill bring you some caramel flavored popcorn though and some american candy i like oh and wasabi flavored popcorn that shits great and apple juice apple juice goes with everything
Good because that wasn't going to change any time soon. Kuzuryuu Natsume does whatever she wants, whenever she wants and nobody's gonna tell her otherwise. None are coming up I don't think but I could always make up an excuse to throw one. The family could always use some good publicity and hosting some grand party or something would be a great way to snag some. And that's only okay if you put up with my matching black dress with red accents.
He is. It's like if you say "no you can't" to him his brain translates it to "I'm giving you permission to keep trying until it kills you." I mean that's kind of how we were raised so I'm sure I can be just as stubborn but he really goes for the platinum medal in that kind of thing. He can get out of trees now on his own just fine but sometimes when he looks like he's really relaxed and enjoying himself I'll sic some of the dogs on him anyway. Especially if he didn't invite me to join him.
Eh, probably, but I like it better like that. So I'm not gonna give you one. Next time you come over then when it's not movie marathon date we'll spend some time in the dojo and I'll help you develop some kick ass skills. Or maybe movie marathon date can turn into you spending the night and we can kill two birds with one knife. Three even, if you wanna go shopping for the shades and matching outfits. We could hit up Harajuku, they've always got some great stuff there.
Good. I would have hated for our relationship to have had to end because you brought hot dogs over. Everything else sounds great to me! What kind of American candy? How sweet is it?
what kind of excuse are we talking like first thing that comes to mind shoot and yeah of course im okay with that who wouldnt be okay with that will they be dragony accents
yeah basically the energizer bunny only like way grumpier dont tell him i said that or do i guess up to you also snapchat me next time you set the dogs on him
did you just ask me to sleepover or like to not sleepover are we going shopping at night obviously i have the spare time its not like i have anything that ranks above movie marathon date slash dojo shit harajuku is the place with the crazy fashion right how have i never been
p sweet? i have some pixie sticks also some sour shit chocolate the full rainbow of american candy is at my disposal or will be whatever
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im assuming they dont say the legit shit like were fantastically good looking and suave
and like
have great taste in music
im assuming theres bad shit
is it how we wear sneakers with everything because i saw a post on tumblr about how thats apparently a bad thing
i dont get it because why wouldnt you wear sneakers if youre given the option
or if youre not given the option
sneakers are the fucking bomb
also of course i am willing to sit through stories about your brother
especially these apparently multiple stories about being stuck in trees while having the dogs set on him
should i be concerned that this happened more than once
i wasnt trying to butter you up but if its getting me somewhere i can break out more sincere compliments
like
im pretty sure you could break my arm and thats rad
and yeah see we can wear them out places and match
its from the godfather its an italian mafia movie
and see thats what im saying i need more japanese yakuza references to make but i have like nothing to go on
closest shit i got is kill bill and that aint very close
and that sounds good to me i can bring snacks
are there any snacks i should not bring on account of your brother would flip his shit or
im down to watch things with him there and his shitfits are funny but i should probably attempt not to piss him off
on the grounds that you love him
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I don't know, just apparently it's bad but then again my family never really cared so I don't really care either.
I'm the proud girl who gets to say, "Yeah my boyfriend's wearing sneakers to your black tie affair and damn straight I'm going to dance with him anyway."
Then again I don't think anyone would have the balls to question it.
He likes to climb trees but when he was little he'd go up there and get himself stuck like a dumbass.
So mom and dad would have to get him down somehow and usually they'd send the dogs after him or shake the tree.
Sometimes Peko-chan would go up there and save him herself instead.
And then he'd just go off and do it again. Wasn't at all afraid of getting knocked out of the tree and hurt or anything.
Guess it was kind of cool even if it was really stupid.
Want me to teach you how to break a guy's arm?
I know all the best ways to do it! I can make it really fast and efficient or agonizingly slow or somewhere in the middle and I can do it with just my bare hands if I want.
Sign me up then. Do you just wear them with whatever or do you have a "so tacky and ugly it's attractive" outfit to go with them?
Yeah no, definitely not. We really need to get you educated.
Also fuck the fact that I love him it's funny to eat snacks that piss him off.
He hates caramel flavored popcorn but I eat it all the time anyway.
So bring what you want.
Oh but you can't have any hot dogs, got it?
I don't care if people sell those in movie theaters save that shit for lunch or dinner or I'll seriously kick your ass.
Aniki will too.
We'll both kick your ass.
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i expect you to do whatever the fuck you want
which you do
so that works out
is there a black tie affair i should be aware of by the way are we going dancing
i love dancing dancing is great
ps if theres a black tie affair im wearing a red suit with the black tie hope thats ok
your bro is like the determinator or the energizer bunny
well those things are honestly the same thing
thats cute though
can he get out of trees now or do you still set the dogs on him
see that right there thats why youre great
who else has a girl who goes like yo want to know how to break arms i got you covered
im both terrified and swooning
is there a word for that
but sure teach me how to break a guys arm why the fuck not
also i do both but obviously we should go full on so tacky and ugly its attractive route here
because its the best route
ok duly noted no hot dogs
cant say ive ever brought hot dogs to someones house as snacks like yo check out my jacket pockets you want some bratwurst
but definitely will not make my shady hot dog vendor debut at your place
ill bring you some caramel flavored popcorn though and some american candy i like
oh and wasabi flavored popcorn that shits great
and apple juice
apple juice goes with everything
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Kuzuryuu Natsume does whatever she wants, whenever she wants and nobody's gonna tell her otherwise.
None are coming up I don't think but I could always make up an excuse to throw one.
The family could always use some good publicity and hosting some grand party or something would be a great way to snag some.
And that's only okay if you put up with my matching black dress with red accents.
He is. It's like if you say "no you can't" to him his brain translates it to "I'm giving you permission to keep trying until it kills you."
I mean that's kind of how we were raised so I'm sure I can be just as stubborn but he really goes for the platinum medal in that kind of thing.
He can get out of trees now on his own just fine but sometimes when he looks like he's really relaxed and enjoying himself I'll sic some of the dogs on him anyway.
Especially if he didn't invite me to join him.
Eh, probably, but I like it better like that.
So I'm not gonna give you one.
Next time you come over then when it's not movie marathon date we'll spend some time in the dojo and I'll help you develop some kick ass skills.
Or maybe movie marathon date can turn into you spending the night and we can kill two birds with one knife.
Three even, if you wanna go shopping for the shades and matching outfits.
We could hit up Harajuku, they've always got some great stuff there.
Good.
I would have hated for our relationship to have had to end because you brought hot dogs over.
Everything else sounds great to me!
What kind of American candy? How sweet is it?
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like first thing that comes to mind shoot
and yeah of course im okay with that who wouldnt be okay with that
will they be dragony accents
yeah basically the energizer bunny
only like way grumpier
dont tell him i said that
or do i guess
up to you
also snapchat me next time you set the dogs on him
did you just ask me to sleepover or like to not sleepover
are we going shopping at night
obviously i have the spare time its not like i have anything that ranks above movie marathon date slash dojo shit
harajuku is the place with the crazy fashion right
how have i never been
p sweet?
i have some pixie sticks
also some sour shit
chocolate
the full rainbow of american candy is at my disposal
or will be whatever