parodeity | WEEK ONE: THURSDAY MORNING

WEEK ONE: THURSDAY MORNING

[ so, dave wants to broach the topic of a Team with clementine again and has chosen thursday to do it. he'll flag her down the first time he sees her and looks...mostly fine...except a finger on each hand has a splint/is wrapped in the way one would do when they are broken. for the record this is his left pointer finger and his right pinky.

what the fuck is he doing with his life, it is week one. ]

Yo, Clem! Got a sec?

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[ like. that's fine? ]

A'ight. But you wouldn't kill Ems. [ yes or no? ] My sister would probably not be able to say "no" to the "Will you kill anyone" question either, for the record.

I wouldn't kill Emily.

Didn't think so. So it's cool. [ is he...........not going to ask about whether or not she would kill him APPARENTLY NOT jfc. ]

[ this is a trainwreck

and yet ]

... It's Copycat. My special rules, or whatever.

Do you like copy someone else's special rules?

[ eyebrows raised because that sounds. PRETTY BALLER? ]

Kinda jealous if so ngl. Or like. Super jealous???

[ he's distracted by the fact this sounds like a super power and life is unfair why did he not get a superpower role???????????????????????????? ]

[ n... g... l? ]

It says I can copy someone's skill, item, or weapon. But I can only do it once, and the person I copy will know someone did it.

[ stop him. ]

But not who did it? [ BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING USEFUL STILL, SO LONG AS... ] So you just have to find someone with a useful skill, or you can use it to figure out someone else's skill. Depending.

[ okay then. ]

Bomber. Someone kills me, they blow up in the trial. [ ... ] I'm reasonably sure there's people who're better to copy.

Yeah, I don't think they get to know who copied them. Just that it happened. I just don't know how great I'll be at figuring out what other people have.

[ She's not... Pro at socializing, here. ]

... Wait, I don't get yours.

I can recite the rules for you if you want. But basically it means jack shit unless someone kills me. Like. "Your killer will die during the investigation. This will allow others to witness their grisly, shameful death."

[ he does not airquote it, but. ]

So my "gift" is "well fuck you, too, dipshit". [ ... ] I can try to find you a role that'll be useful to copy.

[ he's better at socializing and will dedicate himself to the task? lmfao. ]

That sucks.

[ I mean, I guess it elimates having to figure out who the killer is, but it's too late to save him, so what the heck does it matter, at that point?? Man.

The up-side is that now she'll know why, if someone dies during the investigation, but. Man, that still sucks. ]

I kind of want to copy it. [ She offers a small grin. Just joking. But who doesn't love revenge? ]

At the very least anyone who offs the Bomber's gonna get a nasty surprise.

[ and he does kind of smile back even if he sounds a little grim about it. because. yeah. ]

Ems may have somethin' of use, but we won't know until after the trial. The three of us can talk about it...Sunday, maybe? But I'll at least try to see if I can figure out some more roles before then to give you more options on what to do.

[ since. he is apparently just gonna be reckless about himself, even if he is keeping the girls out of these reckless dealings. LIKE...THE BROKEN FINGERS HE HAS NOT EXPLAINED i am so sorry for him. ]

But so far you have literally the coolest one and I am pretty sure that makes you team leader.

[ She doesn't look too bothered about being team leader, at least. ]

Do you know what Emily can do?

[ She hasn't forgotten about those injuries, she'll get to that. You can't make her team captain and still think ur gettin away with that shit ]

Not yet. She told me she can only do whatever it is after someone dies, and that her rules said not to chat about it.

[ and since he straight up did not care what her role was so much as "hey kid don't tell people your role/let me be on your team plz" he didn't press. ]

So it's either gonna be super useful or super esoteric. You can copy a skill, item, or weapon - that means that all the roles have to fall into one of those three categories. So we all three probably qualify as skill roles.

[ he crosses his arms, careful of his fingers, thinking about it. ]

There have to be roles that can help keep people safe, maybe. Or roles to help figure shit out. If we're goin' based off of "these rules are to keep things interestin'". And I say that with no small amount of sarcasm.

Huh. I guess we'll see...

[ Well, Clem wants to look after Emily whether she even had a role or not, so she guesses this doesn't change much. Interesting that her rules say not to talk about it.

She frowns, watching him take care for his fingers and not making any effort to not be staring a bit. ]

I hadn't thought about it, but I guess... Yeah. If I can copy those different kinds of things, that means that there are people who have items that the rest of us don't.

[ A lot harder to prove a murder when you don't know who has what mystery weapons that weren't public... HMM. ]

Right. I think it's safe to assume everyone has a role, and it's one of those three things. But that means there are "items" that aren't weapons, which might be useful somehow.

[ for...WHATEVER REASON? finding an item or weapon role to give to clem will probably make this easier to speculate on. ]

I'll keep you updated on anythin' I learn about roles or whatever else, at any rate. If we're lucky, we can find you a really good one. There has to be someone here with somethin' that's like, A+ rank or whatever.

[ are there skill tiers. he doesn't know. but he does finally notice the staring. ]

...So. I may have investigated shit last night with Dirk.

Kind of unfair if they give someone a better set of rules than everyone else. [ then again her role seems more useful than his, so clearly they're not all equal. ] But - thanks. That'll help. I'll try to find stuff out, too, but... I'm bad with people.

[ sort of. anyway, she quirks an eyebrow. ]

With the loss guy? [ ....... is that the best way to refer to him ] What happened?

You know the bookshelves in the hunting lodge?

[ about those. ]

It turns out if you climb one tryin' to get up to the ceiling, you can knock it the fuck over, and if someone else is standin' too close and has to catch it to avoid bein' smashed they can like. Maybe catch it wrong.

[ ....................................

this is exactly as idiotic as it sounds. do you still wanna be teammates, clem. ]

Good... Job... [ But. She holds up her hand that's missing a finger. She means this in solidarity, not like competition, but: ] Least you didn't lose anything.

Why did you want to get up to the ceiling?

I know it was a dumbfuck move. Also, I was perfectly happy not gettin' up there, but he thought there might be more to find??? Idiot got dust in his lungs when he knocked the shelf over, though. He was coughin' all last night.

[ :/ ]

I will maybe stand further away from shit the next time someone decides to climb on it.

Good plan. You're going to have a harder time fighting, hurt.

[ Also... ]

Did you find anything, or just play dominoes and hurt yourselves?

[ ... ]

It sounds pretty lame that it's pretty much...the latter...

[ GOOD...JOB...STRIDERS? ]

Maybe I should come up with a lie about how I broke my fingers that's like, less completely idiotic. [ like. ] Like, wow, I fought a tentacle monster, and it snapped my fingers before I gallantly drove it away??? Or at least "hell yeah we found somethin'" but then I would need actual information to provide, which...would require us to have found somethin'. Shit.

Let's avoid any lies for now. They only get worse the longer they go on - and we don't want anyone getting scared of monsters when they need to be afraid of each other.

Can I see? [ She can tell that they're already set, but still just wants to take a look. Just for peace of mind, okay!!! ]

Yeah, sure.

[ he will immediately hold out both hands. the fingers do seem to be set and wrapped pretty professionally, presumably by either dave or dirk. dave doesn't seem. too bothered? by them? but. ]

I'll still be able to fight more or less fine, Bro never considered broken bones like, a reason not to strife.

[ Nice. Her skills are not what anyone should call professional so honestly this is probably better than she would have done. She looks them over for a minute, but then steps away pretty quick. How 2 socialize like a regular person??? ]

So he is your brother.

[ She kind of figured, after seeing their last names on the profiles. But, uh, wait now, strifing...? ]

Edited (?? that was not a complete thought.) 2017-05-24 02:58 (UTC)

No.

[ hahahah that's a sticking point, but - ]

"Bro" is the guy who raised me. This will sound completely insane to you, probably, but Dirk? He's...an alternate universe version of that guy. My Bro died last year. Dirk's...version of me died before he was ever born. We'd never met 'till we got here, but I knew he, like...existed.

[ he shifts, uncomfortable. ]

We're...I don't know what we are.

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