WEEK ONE: WEDNESDAY, THE POOL

[parodeity]

[ so. assuming dirk is still keeping to the schedule, he will find dave skipped dinner tonight but does show up at the poolside around eight, his hands in his pockets and looking...

even more neutral than ever? or. kind of scattered. it's hard to read him still, probably, but he mostly looks about two seconds from jumping the fuck off of something tall.

his first question is: ]

If I ask you to lie to everyone for me, will you. English included.

[ hey what's up how are you today dirk ]

Comments

[parodeity]

It's the only way I can get more people's special rules. And if I die - well, whatever.

[ he's always expendable, and he was raised to think that. so. ]

[splinten]

It ain't whatever. [His voice is quiet, though, because he knows Dave doesn't agree.] I can just as easily offer up my role. Maybe more easily, since the camera's probably going to run out of utility sooner than later.

[parodeity]

You can't, because you have somethin' that does shit, and you aren't even on my team.

[ GOD. ]

Or haven't you traded roles with someone else? 'Cause you don't know what the fuck I do - or don't do - and that's kinda integral to trustin' someone doin' shit here.

[splinten]

I know that what you do is supposed to try to take out ways for the murders to happen. There's going to be a point in this situation when information gathering matters a lot less than the ability to actively interfere.

[Blatantly ignoring the team thing because, tbh, it's super dumb]

[parodeity]

False. That is a thing I tried to do entirely on my own, and it's nothin' to do with my role anyway.

[ ??????????????? ]

My point is, you don't trust me, and I don't trust you. Not to the level we'd need to trust one another to actually be on a team. Pretty sure you have one person to that level, and it ain't me.

[splinten]

For a dude who doesn't have enough people, you're doin' a fantastic job refusing a person you could absolutely have.

[parodeity]

You do not trust me completely.

[ point-blank. ]

Maybe to a stupid degree, but you don't trust me completely.

[splinten]

What the Hell is is 'complete' trust supposed to mean?

[parodeity]

The only person I completely trust so far told me their role and everythin' fuckin' else they know.

[ dirk straight up cannot do that. ]

Your loyalty's split and I can't trust it.

[splinten]

You're talkin' as if Jake wouldn't tell you his role in a heartbeat. You could have both of us tellin' you everythin' and you know it.

[parodeity]

Doesn't matter. You wouldn't tell me it.

[ he refuses to know any such thing, fuck off???????????? ]

And anyway he thinks I'm someone I'm not.

[splinten]

You haven't let him know who you are. And I'm callin' bullshit on the implication that you'd trust me more if I betrayed him to you, instead of less.

[parodeity]

My point stands. You don't trust me entirely.

[ so there? he's not trusting you? not like that's the only roadblock. ]

[splinten]

That isn't trust, asshole, that's not being a dick to someone who trusted you. Or do you figure I don't trust Jake just because I'm not going to tell him about whatever stupid stunt you pulled that left you with broken fingers?

[parodeity]

I don't actually figure you're gonna keep that promise at least in that direction.

[ honestly. ]

But I didn't have any better options.

[splinten]

I am. [His arms are settled in a huffy fold.] Your secret is gettin' kept.

[parodeity]

Sure it is.

[ he Does Not Buy It. ]

I won't fuckin' bother you about this shit again, okay? This was a one-off. We're fine on our own.

[splinten]

No, we're not. I'm not.

[parodeity]

You're not on your own, you have a teammate, I have someone else I can trust, and that shit just ain't gonna overlap.

[ and who really cares if it's just a line dave refuses to allow dirk to cross? there are too many reasons to count, but chief among them is the bone-deep belief that if push comes to shove he will not be able to trust this brother-shaped person. not beyond a certain point, which he shoved up against today. ]

After this week's execution we can just...stop. You focus on your team, I'll focus on mine.

[splinten]

You keep sayin' team like this is some kind of intramural sports competition, but it seriously ain't. I'm not abandoning you.

[parodeity]

You're basically guaranteed to.

[ dave strider does not get a guardian who gives a fuck. it's against the rules. and if he does get one, it's definitely not going to be to the degrees rose and john and jade got it. ]

[splinten]

You just said I'm not your Bro.

[He isn't Dave's guardian. He isn't that.]

[parodeity]

You're not. That doesn't change what's gonna happen. You've known me for less than a week.

[splinten]

Your logic doesn't hold, dude. You just said you trust absolutely some other person who you've known for the same amount of time.

[He makes a noise of frustration, which you know. Cough!]

I haven't even asked you to trust me. I've told you you could but I haven't expected it, I've just been grateful for every damn opportunity I've been given to help.

[parodeity]

...There's a reason for that.

[ THOUGH HE...PROCEEDS TO NOT EXPLAIN... ]

And this is the last time I'll ask you for shit. [ because of the trust, because dirk has a cough still and that's on dave, because -

because maybe dirk will do better at surviving if he isn't caught up in the wreckage of whatever this is. ]