TRIPLE scoop any flavor any toppings the fuckin works
idk about that neither of you have said a word about my love life all my torrid romances also its my legal right as a sister to get weirdly invested in my sibs love lives i just want u assholes to be happy bc i love u and shit
hm thats a good point it might be better to approach it from that angle but i mean i dont want to get that involved probs maybe holy shit its about time how has he not seen the golden egg in front of him were def not biased why would we be
davey i have some news for u ppl can see what you type when u send it to them
youre not into anyone rn you would have said so if you were or do you have a torrid romance you want to share sis also we love you and shit too for some godforsaken reason probably because youre legitimately awesome but details
that sounds like you want to get involved and yeah he needed a new glasses scrip like over a year ago dirks being morose as usual about the possibility though
ok thats true im a gossip even bout myself i could make up a torrid romance like uh ooooh yeah maybe im dating a sexy professor whos MARRIED ok no wait adultery isnt funny i have awesome genes as do we all etc
well i might be a liiiiiiiittle bored jesus h christ right ds fave mood is morose he just needs to be like "i wanna be your sexy golden bf jakeypoo" get it out in the open let it air
i know right?? this is a seriously untapped market ppl think all ppl want is Drama but nah man they want to see a loving functional relationship between two rational adults
bro thats the only way i have cough syrup man u dont remember but we did when u were like 4 dad thought it was a good idea but the look mom gave us she was worried ud associate the syrup w good things and then want to drink it for fun and become addicted to cherry cough syrup end up lyin in a ditch waitin for a hit purposely catchin bronchitis just to get more
please you would have joined me in the addict lifestyle dirk would have been disappointed in both of us while we sold him for the sweet cherry red elixir of life
you could have been my muscle i could have been the little don to our very own cherry nectar mafia i completely forget what the fuck the original topic of this conversation was do you remember
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any flavor
any toppings
the fuckin works
idk about that
neither of you have said a word about my love life
all my torrid romances
also its my legal right as a sister to get weirdly invested in my sibs love lives
i just want u assholes to be happy bc i love u and shit
hm
thats a good point
it might be better to approach it from that angle
but i mean i dont want to get that involved
probs
maybe
holy shit its about time
how has he not seen the golden egg in front of him
were def not biased why would we be
davey i have some news for u
ppl can see what you type when u send it to them
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youre not into anyone rn you would have said so if you were
or do you have a torrid romance you want to share sis
also we love you and shit too
for some godforsaken reason
probably because youre legitimately awesome but details
that sounds like you want to get involved
and yeah he needed a new glasses scrip like
over a year ago
dirks being morose as usual about the possibility though
yeah but this is just you not everyone else
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ok thats true im a gossip even bout myself
i could make up a torrid romance
like uh
ooooh yeah maybe im dating a sexy professor
whos MARRIED ok no wait adultery isnt funny
i have awesome genes
as do we all etc
well i might be a liiiiiiiittle bored
jesus h christ right
ds fave mood is morose
he just needs to be like "i wanna be your sexy golden bf jakeypoo"
get it out in the open let it air
aww i feel special
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
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shit howd you know my weakness
do you want to have a torrid romance
no rushing love i guess
all we can do is root for him
someday maybe a plunge will be taken
you are special
ill write your name on a chalkboard and stick it outside
youre todays drink
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an average romance would be ok too
i guess so
and when that plunge is taken
we will be there
wavin pom poms
wearin my old cheerleader uniforms
our hair in piggie tails
do i come w teeny umbrella
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of any variety
thats the most important quality a romance could have
am i in a cheerleader uniform also then
ok
all the best drinks come with teeny umbrellas you know this
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but yea thats the most important quality
i mean obviously
yes
every drink is improved by teeny umbrellas
lemonade
apple juice
soda
milk
cough syrup
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those are ones id prefer to watch and read about you know?
wait youve had cough syrup with teeny umbrellas
why didnt you guys ever try that on me when i was little and wouldnt drink it
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this is a seriously untapped market
ppl think all ppl want is Drama but nah man
they want to see a loving functional relationship between two rational adults
bro thats the only way i have cough syrup
man u dont remember but we did when u were like 4
dad thought it was a good idea
but the look mom gave us
she was worried ud associate the syrup w good things
and then want to drink it for fun
and become addicted
to cherry cough syrup
end up lyin in a ditch waitin for a hit
purposely catchin bronchitis just to get more
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if i ever get to hollywood
that will be the only kind of love story in my movies
just saying
i mean
that could have happened
it could have been my tragic made for tv life story
i cant believe you guys cheated me out of that????
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go complain to momma
tell her how you wish u were a cough syrup addict
not that i would have let you either
youre better than that david
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dirk would have been disappointed in both of us
while we sold him for the sweet cherry red elixir of life
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someone would have needed to protect u from the hobos out there
that would have beat u up for cherry nectar
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i could have been the little don to our very own cherry nectar mafia
i completely forget what the fuck the original topic of this conversation was do you remember
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was there any other topic
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ANYWAY
i think i hear mom yelling for us for dinner so
see u in a few irl
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