i know right?? this is a seriously untapped market ppl think all ppl want is Drama but nah man they want to see a loving functional relationship between two rational adults
bro thats the only way i have cough syrup man u dont remember but we did when u were like 4 dad thought it was a good idea but the look mom gave us she was worried ud associate the syrup w good things and then want to drink it for fun and become addicted to cherry cough syrup end up lyin in a ditch waitin for a hit purposely catchin bronchitis just to get more
please you would have joined me in the addict lifestyle dirk would have been disappointed in both of us while we sold him for the sweet cherry red elixir of life
you could have been my muscle i could have been the little don to our very own cherry nectar mafia i completely forget what the fuck the original topic of this conversation was do you remember
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an average romance would be ok too
i guess so
and when that plunge is taken
we will be there
wavin pom poms
wearin my old cheerleader uniforms
our hair in piggie tails
do i come w teeny umbrella
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of any variety
thats the most important quality a romance could have
am i in a cheerleader uniform also then
ok
all the best drinks come with teeny umbrellas you know this
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but yea thats the most important quality
i mean obviously
yes
every drink is improved by teeny umbrellas
lemonade
apple juice
soda
milk
cough syrup
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those are ones id prefer to watch and read about you know?
wait youve had cough syrup with teeny umbrellas
why didnt you guys ever try that on me when i was little and wouldnt drink it
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this is a seriously untapped market
ppl think all ppl want is Drama but nah man
they want to see a loving functional relationship between two rational adults
bro thats the only way i have cough syrup
man u dont remember but we did when u were like 4
dad thought it was a good idea
but the look mom gave us
she was worried ud associate the syrup w good things
and then want to drink it for fun
and become addicted
to cherry cough syrup
end up lyin in a ditch waitin for a hit
purposely catchin bronchitis just to get more
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if i ever get to hollywood
that will be the only kind of love story in my movies
just saying
i mean
that could have happened
it could have been my tragic made for tv life story
i cant believe you guys cheated me out of that????
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go complain to momma
tell her how you wish u were a cough syrup addict
not that i would have let you either
youre better than that david
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dirk would have been disappointed in both of us
while we sold him for the sweet cherry red elixir of life
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someone would have needed to protect u from the hobos out there
that would have beat u up for cherry nectar
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i could have been the little don to our very own cherry nectar mafia
i completely forget what the fuck the original topic of this conversation was do you remember
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was there any other topic
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ANYWAY
i think i hear mom yelling for us for dinner so
see u in a few irl
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