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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

Did you just call me easy??? [ an amused note as he laces his fingers with john's. ] And not if the thing is really stalking you, nah.

[windeity]

Are you going to tell me you aren't when it comes to me? [A grin.] I never said it was a bad thing, by the way. I have never had a wolf-stalker before so I was not sure of the protocol here. Ready?

[parodeity]

Okay, hey, like you aren't just as easy? [ still not a bad thing maybe. but dave nods at the question at least and figures they can head out now.

what does the wolf stalker do?? ]

[windeity]

Maybe a little. [The wolf stalker...recognizes Dave. Of course he does, Dave was in Magatus, and Magnus approaches with a woof to sniff at both of them. He growls shortly after, unhappy that they'd both been turned but he begrudgingly turns and begins to trot off. He stops a short ways ahead, turning to make sure the boys are following.]

He keeps doing that and then if I don't follow him he follows me instead.

[parodeity]

[ DAVE...RECOGNIZES THE WOLF. his expressions falls. ] If he takes us to Magatus I'm dumping you??

[windeity]

Why would he take us there? Also shut up, you would not. Probably. [The wolf snarls again when they don't get a move on.]

[parodeity]

Because he's the goddamned wolf from there. [ dave gets a move on! sheesh. ]

[windeity]

Wait if that's true what the fuck is he doing here? [Magnus is pleased and begins to trot ahead, leading the boys away from their house and further into town. Where are we going? It's a mystery! To them, not us, since we wrote the prompt.] Is he even safe to be following?

[parodeity]

Even if he weren't, would you care? [ john mcreckless egbert ]

[windeity]

Well no, but at least with both of us following him we know what's going to happen? [That makes no sense but ok. ]

[parodeity]

You mean, better than letting you follow alone and me not knowin' what was up?

[windeity]

Yes, exactly. I kind of feel like that would be worse and I would rather not make you upset doing that.

[parodeity]

You're cute. We seem to not be going to freezing balls hell so you may also not be in trouble.

[windeity]

I appreciate that. [The wolf doesn't seem to give a fuck what they're talking about seeing how he continues ahead leading them right to the cemetery, disappearing through an open slate of a wrought-iron fence and leaving them to figure out a way in.]

Are we dead?

[parodeity]

[ a shrug. ] Technically I'm probably undead, but also: sweet.

[ HE LIKES GRAVEYARDS.

...also

they can just like.

fly over, so dave Does That. ]

[windeity]

If you're undead, what does that make me? [He dissolves into shadows and disappears to reappear at Dave's side again. Magnus woofs at them and begins to walk through rows and rows of graves to let them follow.]

[parodeity]

Alive but undead adjacent maybe? You have blood and stuff. [ because dave is weird he relaxes as they go further into the graveyard. ] The last time I was here I was shooting a video with Minato.

[windeity]

Nothing about that surprises me. Why the cemetery? [As they follow the wolf they venture further into the dark to where the only thing that's really glowing is Dave. Oh well. ]

[parodeity]

Maybe we have to stop a zombie invasion? [ there are zombies around right

dave doesn't sound that concerned about this, though. ]

[windeity]

[There's a laugh that almost doesn't sound amused.] Why would we need to stop something like that? That almost sounds like a good idea. Maybe we're supposed to lead one?

[parodeity]

You wanna take over the world with me, babe? [ he's down oddly enough ]

[windeity]

Obviously. Who else? [This is Bad.] What would be your first order of business if we ruled the world?

[The wolf winds down a few paths and seems to be leading them to what looks like...a pile of stones.]

[parodeity]

Making you wear fewer shirts.

[ .....................

????????????? dave. ]

[windeity]

[He briefly flusters.] How would that help us take over the world?

[parodeity]

...Morale boost?