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DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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nat are you telling me youre super competitive

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if mario party happens all bets are off

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what other things are threats to our friendship i must know

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monopoly
twister
battleship

but mostly mario kart

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ok well monopoly kills all friendships thats just a well known fact

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do you rank monopoly above mario kart in terms of friendships being ruined

this is important

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yes because theres nothing quite like your friends gleefully making you cough up your last fake dollar and then sending you into fake dollar debt

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idk man

the blue shell

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maybe its that i have less emotional investment in mario kart than i do in monopoly

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i'm a little frightened of the answer but

why

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bc i play mario kart for kicks i think
and dont even care if i finish the course
and mostly have fun fucking around
but there are less ways to be a cat in monopoly
save for buying properties you dont want just bc someone else wants them

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that's a more innocuous answer that i expected but also

your enjoyment of a game depends on how much of an asshole you can be??

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well
no and yes
i just think its funny to make things difficult
im like an extra level of challenge
can you beat people at mario kart while im a wild card lets find out
that kind of thing

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you sadist

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im maybe like thirty percent sadist

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what's the other seventy percent

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60% masochist 10% cat

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you're at least 25% cat

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youre 80% sass
but yeah maybe
what would you put my percentages at fullstop then

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i'll tell you once you tell me what you think the other 20% of me is

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10% brutal honesty 10% brilliance
actually id make brilliance maybe a bigger percentage
but the sass needs a huge chunk also

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that was way nicer than i expected

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do you want me to retcon that and give you a purely sarcastic answer instead

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i want to know what the sarcastic answer would have been

so yes

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10% judgement 10% sarcasm
a 1 woman american idol judge panel