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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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well
no and yes
i just think its funny to make things difficult
im like an extra level of challenge
can you beat people at mario kart while im a wild card lets find out
that kind of thing

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you sadist

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im maybe like thirty percent sadist

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what's the other seventy percent

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60% masochist 10% cat

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you're at least 25% cat

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youre 80% sass
but yeah maybe
what would you put my percentages at fullstop then

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i'll tell you once you tell me what you think the other 20% of me is

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10% brutal honesty 10% brilliance
actually id make brilliance maybe a bigger percentage
but the sass needs a huge chunk also

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that was way nicer than i expected

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do you want me to retcon that and give you a purely sarcastic answer instead

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i want to know what the sarcastic answer would have been

so yes

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10% judgement 10% sarcasm
a 1 woman american idol judge panel

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simon cowell is my hero thanks

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the man is a fashion icon
he found one shirt that worked for him and then bought nothing but that

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i want to be on his level of not giving a fuck

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i like dressing up too much unfortunately

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why

(that isn’t me teasing you i’m genuinely curious)

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bunch of different reasons actually
besides the fact a good suit or whatever can be like armor
i kind of just find it enjoyable
to wear different things
maybe things that say different things
or do different things
its not like i wear skinny jeans for my health

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round two of me being genuinely curious and not teasing you: how is it like armor

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certain things dont seem like they can be true of a guy in a nice suit
like
you seem like you have your shit together
its easier to portray yourself a certain way i suppose?

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i guess i never thought about it like that. that’s pretty cool though

fwiw i think you’ve got your shit together no matter what you wear though

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i think thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me

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don’t make it awkward

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but thats like my number one talent