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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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certain things dont seem like they can be true of a guy in a nice suit
like
you seem like you have your shit together
its easier to portray yourself a certain way i suppose?

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i guess i never thought about it like that. that’s pretty cool though

fwiw i think you’ve got your shit together no matter what you wear though

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i think thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me

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don’t make it awkward

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but thats like my number one talent

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i almost wanted to say something sincere again to that

what’s happening to me

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you love me

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that’s going a little far

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you friendlove me

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still pushing it

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i can see your platonic heart eyes motherfucker

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lies and slander

i won't stand for this defamation

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its ok i wont tell anyone im on your good side

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highly debatable

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i forgive you your reluctance to acknowledge my greatness

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whatever helps you sleep at night pal

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thats something else entirely

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i dont need to hear about you and john's nighttime habits

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music

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is that what they're calling it nowadays

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lmao no
dont worry its not like that
purely g rated or i wouldnt have even mentioned it

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i mean i wouldn't have been Offended even if you did mention it

you guys are adults

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you only say that bc you dont realize weve played angry crazy eights to solve arguments

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that seems fair

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yeah he cheated though