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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

do you need coconuts for another reason besides seeing him crush them between his thighs

[roseblooms]

I presume you need them to make bikinis out of, as well.

[parodeity]

thats true
if the rock is doing all the hard work we should put on coconut bikinis so he has like
visual aids

[roseblooms]

Precisely.

We must all do all we can to support The Rock as he saves our lives on a desert island.

[parodeity]

do you think the rock is at all into dudes

[roseblooms]

It's possible? I think it's hard to tell who may or may not be into dudes just by looking at them, obviously.

Schroedinger's The Rock would therefore suggest that until we confirm for certain, he both is and is not into dudes, because either possibility is equally likely.

[parodeity]

is that true even though he has only dated chick before

[roseblooms]

Well. I don't see why not?

I had only dated dudes before I started dating my girlfriend, so up until that point, all of the data in my history would've pointed toward my not being into chicks, on account of my 100% dude-dating.

[parodeity]

some people just seem really aggressively heterosexual

although admittedly
i am not sure the rock qualifies there?

[roseblooms]

The Rock seems aggressively The Rock, frankly.

The Rock does what he wants, in bed or otherwise.

[parodeity]

i wonder if hes ever actually crushed someones head with his thighs
he kind of seems like he totally could have a body count

[roseblooms]

Only if they deserve it, I'd imagine.

[parodeity]

lmao yeah
hed be like the thigh avenger

so hey unrelated question
can i ask you a nosy question

[roseblooms]

You just did.

But go ahead and ask me another nosy question, of course. I don't mind.

[parodeity]

have you ever like
had a weird fondness for someone who didnt swing your way
you said you were a disaster at one point did you do that particular disaster

[roseblooms]

A weird fondness meaning a crush?

[parodeity]

ok i wouldnt use that word
not because its like hypothetically an inaccurate word
i just wouldnt use it

[roseblooms]

That's why I used it for you, to afford you the plausible deniability of having never actually said it yourself.

I don't know that I've ever had that particular experience, but I've definitely had a crush on someone I shouldn't have before. Someone for whom if I were to confess the crush and have it go badly, it would've gone REALLY BADLY.

So I think I can say a definite "sort of".

[parodeity]

ok so like
what tips would you give past you about that

[roseblooms]

Well, for one thing I'd tell myself to remember to ask myself why it is I'm convinced that it IS going to go badly. I think it's easy, in a situation like that, to fixate on the absolute worst possible scenario. That's natural, because when preparing yourself for something, it's natural to prepare for the worst.

But that also means expecting the worst out of the person you have a crush on. And I think it's worth asking yourself — myself — why it is I'm so quick to do that.

[parodeity]

so it didnt go the worst for you

[roseblooms]

It didn't, believe it or not. That doesn't mean it was easy, or that I didn't have to sometimes make some hard choices in the process. But it wasn't catastrophic by any means.

[parodeity]

i think relationships with people in general arent easy
platonic or otherwise
sometimes they seem like it but you do have to work at them
a LOT

[roseblooms]

That's absolutely the truth.

I think even when it comes to someone you love, there will be things about them that bother you, or that aren't perfectly compatible with you. Part of loving them is being able to work out those issues responsibly, and finding ways to address them.

But it's a LOT of work.

[parodeity]

yeah im not so great at compromise
i usually just try to kill every single part of me that isnt working out
but for some reason
this pisses people off