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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

I don’t care about your quirk, John and I already gave the fuck up on typing normal. But I guess you are more stubborn?

[alienates]

How are people going to know I am yelling at them through text if everything is already yelling?

[ ... so he is not worried about annoying people with capslock, he is worried about this nonsense. ]

[parodeity]

Is that like a serious question?? I assume you’d just tell them it was extra real yelling, at length.

[alienates]

That lessens the effect. Imagine writing a long, thoughtful summation of your inner feelings regarding... [ quick what's something that annoys him ] the fact that Trix cereal are now all fucking round and instead of in those different shapes, and how they are now another faceless cog in the breakfast foods machine. If I have to interject my own rant just to be like, "hey, by the way, this is extra yelling," it'll just seem stupid.

[ it is stupid. ]

[parodeity]

Because a detailed rant about Trix cereal is of course anything but. [ he sounds faintly amused, though. ]

[alienates]

[ he nods his head, the sarcasm going over him because now he is worked up over trix cereal even though it was just an example he came up with on the spot. ]

Fucking exactly. Children today are being ripped off, their childhood being rendered into round blobs of color-- did you know that they all taste the same? It's all lies.

[parodeity]

I usually skip breakfast. [ SHOCKING NEWS when he's a bony fuck but ] I know, why don't you join the cereal company? Then bide your time being the perfect employee until they select you to give the speech at the huge company wide meeting thing.

[alienates]

It is an extremely valid method that has not failed me the one time I have tried it.

[ every time he occasionally stops by the high school to pick up anya, the school staff glares at him. it's fine. ]

I could start an entire cereal revolution while I'm there, and then perhaps you will no longer skip breakfast after I'm through with them.

[parodeity]

Did they actually do anything about the shit you complained about, though?

[ he assumes not... ]

[alienates]

As far as I'm aware? No. Not that it concerns either of us anymore, but it's still annoying when you are actually blatantly right about something and they ignore you because what the hell am I going to do about it if they don't? Write an angry blog post?

[ a pause, and he frowns slightly, like he's realizing that might be a good idea to do. ]

[parodeity]

Do you not already have an angry blog about this?

[alienates]

Don't underestimate me, Strider, I have multiple angry blogs about a variety of topics. I just haven't really had the time to continuously update them when shit gets crazy out here in the real world.

[ or. potentially real. he's not sure what to call recolle now. ]

i somehow lost this while on vacation

[parodeity]

Seriously? Link me some of 'em.

[alienates]

[ he'll pull out his phone and

dave will be getting a few links in a text. they are the kinds of blog posts you'd expect from vantas. ]

[parodeity]

[ ...

he subscribes to these because of course and pauses to write a comment on a blog post that is mostly joking and also haphazardly refuting the argument within mostly to be a dick. ]

[alienates]

[ as soon as he gets the notification he is going to. admittedly start typing a response even though they're

literally

standing next to each other

because this is the sort of idiocy they would get into. ]

[parodeity]

[ this isn't idiocy? it's clearly? super important? to commentate on any opinions karkat has which are Wrong even though dave doesn't even think they are...

he's just being a casual brat, because it's entertaining sometimes. he's doing a few more comments and since they use dave strider logic some of them are just unrelated stream of thought.

this is pretty stupid. ]

[alienates]

[ it's come to a point where he does not actually remember what they were talking about before this whole thing got derailed by this.

whoops. ]

[parodeity]

[ hope there's a blog post praising failure to launch so dave can bitch about matthew mcconaughey and spell his name wrong Every Single Time he uses it.

in different ways each time. ]

[alienates]

[ yes??

leave matthew mcnickleneigh alone he doesn't deserve this abuse?? ]

[parodeity]

[ ...clearly he does if karkat also can't spell his name???

he just comments to any posts on the merits of the princess bride or the fresh prince of bel-air with a plus one though ]

[alienates]

[ that actually makes him pause and nod his head in appreciation.

although the fresh prince of bel-air one makes him look up. ]

Retrospec sent me DVDs of what seems like the troll version of that show, which is hilarious.

[parodeity]

What, really? You guys had Bel-Air? That makes no fuckin' sense.

[ WHY IS THE UNIVERSE THIS WAY??? ]

[alienates]

There's a lot of shit in it that's bleeped out, which I assume is stuff I haven't remembered on my own? Which, if true, is very annoyingly thorough of them. But also troll Will Smith is still a master of the craft.

[ wait til he finds out about cotton candy of all things being universal. ]

[parodeity]

Wait, wait. Why Troll Will Smith? Like...that's just his name?