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[alienates]

[ as soon as he gets the notification he is going to. admittedly start typing a response even though they're

literally

standing next to each other

because this is the sort of idiocy they would get into. ]

[parodeity]

[ this isn't idiocy? it's clearly? super important? to commentate on any opinions karkat has which are Wrong even though dave doesn't even think they are...

he's just being a casual brat, because it's entertaining sometimes. he's doing a few more comments and since they use dave strider logic some of them are just unrelated stream of thought.

this is pretty stupid. ]

[alienates]

[ it's come to a point where he does not actually remember what they were talking about before this whole thing got derailed by this.

whoops. ]

[parodeity]

[ hope there's a blog post praising failure to launch so dave can bitch about matthew mcconaughey and spell his name wrong Every Single Time he uses it.

in different ways each time. ]

[alienates]

[ yes??

leave matthew mcnickleneigh alone he doesn't deserve this abuse?? ]

[parodeity]

[ ...clearly he does if karkat also can't spell his name???

he just comments to any posts on the merits of the princess bride or the fresh prince of bel-air with a plus one though ]

[alienates]

[ that actually makes him pause and nod his head in appreciation.

although the fresh prince of bel-air one makes him look up. ]

Retrospec sent me DVDs of what seems like the troll version of that show, which is hilarious.

[parodeity]

What, really? You guys had Bel-Air? That makes no fuckin' sense.

[ WHY IS THE UNIVERSE THIS WAY??? ]

[alienates]

There's a lot of shit in it that's bleeped out, which I assume is stuff I haven't remembered on my own? Which, if true, is very annoyingly thorough of them. But also troll Will Smith is still a master of the craft.

[ wait til he finds out about cotton candy of all things being universal. ]

[parodeity]

Wait, wait. Why Troll Will Smith? Like...that's just his name?

[alienates]

[ ....

............................. hm. ]

When you say it like that...

[ karkat had just accepted it because it seemed like the kind of stupid thing that would make up troll society, but when you bring up the bigger picture, that is. really fucking weird isn't it. ]

[parodeity]

Like, he was a troll? You all knew he was a troll. You were, so far as you knew, the only species around.

[alienates]

[ the more dave talks, the more karkat looks as if his entire life was just changed. ]

Did you guys call him human Will Smith?

[parodeity]

No, because that would be weird, he was obviously already human? Or like. Presumed human.

[alienates]

Also, now that I think about it... his name doesn't even make sense in troll standards? All of us seem to have six letters in our first name and six in our last?

[ WILL SMITH DOESN'T. FIT THAT. ]

[parodeity]

Yeah, so like. What the fuck, actually?

[alienates]

I think you just uncovered what may be the greatest goddamn mystery on our hands here.

[parodeity]

It makes no chronological sense, either.

[alienates]

Didn't we come before you guys? So troll Will Smith would have existed before human Will Smith. But the lack of human in front of your Will Smith implies he's the original. Who did this.

[parodeity]

Yeah. So...

[ helpless hand gesture. ]

Also, his name definitely adheres to like. Human naming conventions, as pointed out...?

[ THIS IS STUPID ]

[alienates]

I've learned a lot of absurd, off the wall nonsense, this is pretty high up there on my list of "what the non-lubricated fuck does this mean?"

[ it's almost funny with how dumb it is. ]

[parodeity]

Maybe he's a time traveler, and is actually the real Will Smith, from an alternate universe, who managed to end up on Alternia and set himself up as the "for real Troll Will Smith" and then played out his entire career via troll movie copies of the human versions.

[alienates]

Fucking brilliant. He'd be set for life? Just going from universe to universe, recreating his own past hits to assure that he lives forever amongst Hollywood's greats.

[ what does alternia even have a hollywood ]

[parodeity]

[ ..................... ]

Why did troll planet have Hollywood.

[alienates]

Trollywood?