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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

Did they actually do anything about the shit you complained about, though?

[ he assumes not... ]

[alienates]

As far as I'm aware? No. Not that it concerns either of us anymore, but it's still annoying when you are actually blatantly right about something and they ignore you because what the hell am I going to do about it if they don't? Write an angry blog post?

[ a pause, and he frowns slightly, like he's realizing that might be a good idea to do. ]

[parodeity]

Do you not already have an angry blog about this?

[alienates]

Don't underestimate me, Strider, I have multiple angry blogs about a variety of topics. I just haven't really had the time to continuously update them when shit gets crazy out here in the real world.

[ or. potentially real. he's not sure what to call recolle now. ]

i somehow lost this while on vacation

[parodeity]

Seriously? Link me some of 'em.

[alienates]

[ he'll pull out his phone and

dave will be getting a few links in a text. they are the kinds of blog posts you'd expect from vantas. ]

[parodeity]

[ ...

he subscribes to these because of course and pauses to write a comment on a blog post that is mostly joking and also haphazardly refuting the argument within mostly to be a dick. ]

[alienates]

[ as soon as he gets the notification he is going to. admittedly start typing a response even though they're

literally

standing next to each other

because this is the sort of idiocy they would get into. ]

[parodeity]

[ this isn't idiocy? it's clearly? super important? to commentate on any opinions karkat has which are Wrong even though dave doesn't even think they are...

he's just being a casual brat, because it's entertaining sometimes. he's doing a few more comments and since they use dave strider logic some of them are just unrelated stream of thought.

this is pretty stupid. ]

[alienates]

[ it's come to a point where he does not actually remember what they were talking about before this whole thing got derailed by this.

whoops. ]

[parodeity]

[ hope there's a blog post praising failure to launch so dave can bitch about matthew mcconaughey and spell his name wrong Every Single Time he uses it.

in different ways each time. ]

[alienates]

[ yes??

leave matthew mcnickleneigh alone he doesn't deserve this abuse?? ]

[parodeity]

[ ...clearly he does if karkat also can't spell his name???

he just comments to any posts on the merits of the princess bride or the fresh prince of bel-air with a plus one though ]

[alienates]

[ that actually makes him pause and nod his head in appreciation.

although the fresh prince of bel-air one makes him look up. ]

Retrospec sent me DVDs of what seems like the troll version of that show, which is hilarious.

[parodeity]

What, really? You guys had Bel-Air? That makes no fuckin' sense.

[ WHY IS THE UNIVERSE THIS WAY??? ]

[alienates]

There's a lot of shit in it that's bleeped out, which I assume is stuff I haven't remembered on my own? Which, if true, is very annoyingly thorough of them. But also troll Will Smith is still a master of the craft.

[ wait til he finds out about cotton candy of all things being universal. ]

[parodeity]

Wait, wait. Why Troll Will Smith? Like...that's just his name?

[alienates]

[ ....

............................. hm. ]

When you say it like that...

[ karkat had just accepted it because it seemed like the kind of stupid thing that would make up troll society, but when you bring up the bigger picture, that is. really fucking weird isn't it. ]

[parodeity]

Like, he was a troll? You all knew he was a troll. You were, so far as you knew, the only species around.

[alienates]

[ the more dave talks, the more karkat looks as if his entire life was just changed. ]

Did you guys call him human Will Smith?

[parodeity]

No, because that would be weird, he was obviously already human? Or like. Presumed human.

[alienates]

Also, now that I think about it... his name doesn't even make sense in troll standards? All of us seem to have six letters in our first name and six in our last?

[ WILL SMITH DOESN'T. FIT THAT. ]

[parodeity]

Yeah, so like. What the fuck, actually?

[alienates]

I think you just uncovered what may be the greatest goddamn mystery on our hands here.

[parodeity]

It makes no chronological sense, either.