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[parodeity]

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[robitussin]

this is truly a debate for the ages but i'll accept this agree to disagree outcome

[parodeity]

so hey anyway
if you have any questions i guess i can pretend to be helpful and answer those

[robitussin]

did someone really get their own arm mailed to them

i'm like aware in theory that's probably true but i'm having a hard time actually believing that is a thing that happened, ever, to any person

[parodeity]

yeah i think that is an actual thing
like
a weird actual thing
but an actual thing

[robitussin]

cool

follow up question: if i get my own arm mailed to me can i like, leave it in the mailbox they have set up? do i have to pay a shipping fee? is there a fine for not accepting disembodied limbs

[parodeity]

it seems like theyre saying that we can leave the shit there without anything happening so
i think if you get your own arm mailed to you that you can just choose not to pick it up
or well we get tickets now?
i havent gotten one so no clue how the fuck that works
definitely want to find out though
maybe on the third i should go try to store something

[robitussin]

you know i'm a little worried about what they would do with any body parts we left in there but also in this hypothetical scenario i'm not just going to walk home holding an arm so

if you do 100% tell me what happens though

[parodeity]

shrug
i usually want to keep my crap but theres some stuff that wouldnt be a total loss which i can experiment with
i might let some other ppl do that first tho

[robitussin]

as long as you don't put a squirrel in there

[parodeity]

yeah no im still of the opinion that sounds a lil serial killer esque

[robitussin]

i'm glad you understand

leave the small woodland creatures in a disney movie where they belong

[parodeity]

testing out shit you dont know what itll do even if were promised it isnt harmful on animals is like
eh
not so hot

so i agree w u on this one

[robitussin]

also you can't just pick up random squirrels for this purpose they probably have like forest diseases

someone's going to get karmic rabies

[parodeity]

tbh i dont think most people can catch squirrels anyway
there are a lot of city folk up in here
i say as a city folk

[robitussin]

have you lived here all your life?

or all of your fake life idk however all of this works

[parodeity]

since i was eight
youll be able to pin where i moved from if we ever meet up in person
cant kick the accent

[robitussin]

oooo now i'm curious

is it like the deep south

[parodeity]

yes maam
texas specifically

[robitussin]

i was thinking either that or like new york

do you miss it?

[parodeity]

i miss the general lack of cold weather

[robitussin]

oh no

what do you have against winter

[parodeity]

the fact that it is cold mostly
but also
idk whats the big deal w/ snow
its basically just nasty ass water mayonnaise

[robitussin]

water mayonnaise?? i refuse to accept that as a sentence that makes any sense at all, ever

also if you don't enjoy snowball fights idk what to say to you

[parodeity]

idk id probably be boring in them
too fast

[robitussin]

are you one of the people who got back superpowers or are you just like a marathon runner