personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

testing out shit you dont know what itll do even if were promised it isnt harmful on animals is like
eh
not so hot

so i agree w u on this one

[robitussin]

also you can't just pick up random squirrels for this purpose they probably have like forest diseases

someone's going to get karmic rabies

[parodeity]

tbh i dont think most people can catch squirrels anyway
there are a lot of city folk up in here
i say as a city folk

[robitussin]

have you lived here all your life?

or all of your fake life idk however all of this works

[parodeity]

since i was eight
youll be able to pin where i moved from if we ever meet up in person
cant kick the accent

[robitussin]

oooo now i'm curious

is it like the deep south

[parodeity]

yes maam
texas specifically

[robitussin]

i was thinking either that or like new york

do you miss it?

[parodeity]

i miss the general lack of cold weather

[robitussin]

oh no

what do you have against winter

[parodeity]

the fact that it is cold mostly
but also
idk whats the big deal w/ snow
its basically just nasty ass water mayonnaise

[robitussin]

water mayonnaise?? i refuse to accept that as a sentence that makes any sense at all, ever

also if you don't enjoy snowball fights idk what to say to you

[parodeity]

idk id probably be boring in them
too fast

[robitussin]

are you one of the people who got back superpowers or are you just like a marathon runner

[parodeity]

the former

[robitussin]

wtf that's so cool

how did it work were you just like out one day and had to hurry somewhere and discovered you could go like 80 mph

[parodeity]

kinda yeah
or rather uh
someone threw a knife at my eye on accident at top speed
and i dodged

[robitussin]

um

why did someone accidentally throw a knife at your face

holy shit

[parodeity]

lost control of his hammerspace inventory system
accidentally ejected it at me
so like
great time to have super speed kick in

[robitussin]

yeah that definitely sounds better than the alternative

does stuff like that happen a lot??

[parodeity]

eh
not really
i mean no one has rly attacked me that much
monsters have
but like ppl on the network havent lost control of their bullshit in my vicinity that much
its never a bad idea to be a little cautious though
some people get back some pretty serious shit

[robitussin]

'that much' is a little concerning

[parodeity]

it hasnt been anything i couldnt handle

[robitussin]

yeah but not everyone has superpowers

what if you were like a regular guy and someone accidentally threw a knife at you

[parodeity]

honestly thats why i think training w them is a good idea
since
yeah
accidents should not happen like that
it was pure luck i was the one there