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revenge of ricky schrΓΆdinger ヽ(βŒβ– _β– )γƒŽ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote2017-11-02 05:02 pm
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-03 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
oh no

what do you have against winter
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
water mayonnaise?? i refuse to accept that as a sentence that makes any sense at all, ever

also if you don't enjoy snowball fights idk what to say to you
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-03 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
are you one of the people who got back superpowers or are you just like a marathon runner
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-03 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
wtf that's so cool

how did it work were you just like out one day and had to hurry somewhere and discovered you could go like 80 mph
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-03 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
um

why did someone accidentally throw a knife at your face

holy shit
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-03 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah that definitely sounds better than the alternative

does stuff like that happen a lot??
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-03 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
'that much' is a little concerning
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-04 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
yeah but not everyone has superpowers

what if you were like a regular guy and someone accidentally threw a knife at you
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-04 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
well

congrats on not getting stabbed in the face
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-04 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah an unstabbed face usually beats the alternative
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[personal profile] robitussin 2017-11-06 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i'm good

thanks for the info