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[alienates]

[ he starts to list it off, using his fingers as he says each thing. ]

Families are mostly for support, psychological and emotional. Not all parents bake. Apparently chosen family can be more important than your blood family. If Rose and Kanaya ever produce a nightmare wiggler, you'd be the uncle. Something about school?

[parodeity]

[ .........ok technically none of that is wrong but goddamnit rose he'd wanted more like

well

god he doesn't even know what basis he needs for this. ]

Hm. So what other supposed irons are in your fire?

[alienates]

[ he just kind of gives dave a look since ???? ok is that all he's going to say on that topic? after he made him go to rose? alright. ]

Do you have all day? Because I know that you're doubting me here, but I have actually been doing a lot of shit.

[parodeity]

I always have all the time in the world for you. So feel free to spill.

[ he says that without a hint of irony because it's...true...he's the knight of time obviously he has all day? ]

[alienates]

[ ok so dave is apparently not going to explain about that thing then. ugh. ]

I went to that one island where Naoko is with Dirk yesterday? And I went into the dreamscape with that evil human child who I think probably casts curses on me while I sleep.

[parodeity]

Because of course that's the kind of person you should def hang out with for funsies.

[ but he makes a go-on gesture like his commentary shouldn't stop karkat. ]

Dirk mentioned the Naoko thing to me earlier.

[alienates]

Yeah I figured he was going to? I wasn't even going to bother telling you about it since I half expected him to be texting you throughout my entire conversation with her or something equally as embarrassing.

[ he does not choose to elaborate though and will instead finally.... take a bite of his sandwich that he completely forgot was a thing. ]

[parodeity]

He mentioned it when he got back. I usually ask him about his day.

[ dave will pause to let karkat eat some. ]

So how the hell did you go into the dreamscape and why?

[alienates]

Oh. I fixed the life pods in the Monolith weeks ago.

[ specifically when dave and dirk were fighting, but karkat does not say that. ]

And somehow the annoying brat found out about it and they asked me to take them there? It turns out you can still enter the dreamscape through them, like when I first arrived here.

[parodeity]

My only experience with the place was weird puppet shit. Is it the same as it was back then?

[ "weird puppet shit" see: cal materializing and following him around like a fucking creeper.

dave specifically doesn't comment on the life pods being fixed weeks ago because he can. guess. why karkat was fucking around somewhere else entirely. ]

[alienates]

I mean, to be fucking fair, my only previous experience with it was multiple people yelling at me to wake the fuck up since I was apparently dying or whatever. It's hard to compare.

[ he takes another bite of his sandwich, chews, and then adds on, ] But I dunno. It kind of felt... easier? I don't know how to explain it. But like it was working with me a lot better this time. And also I didn't attempt to literally drown myself after exiting the pod, so that was a bonus?

[parodeity]

Before the whole thing, all that happened was we went there when asleep and sometimes your thoughts changed shit.

[ also don't remind him about the drowning shit he still isn't pleased about that whole Thing ]

Working with you to do...what, though? Like. What's the point. Did you talk to evil spirits.

[alienates]

As far as I know there were no evil spirits aside from the one who dragged me there in the first place.

[ karkat stop insulting a 12 year old ]

I guess it's sort of what you just said? But I could control more of what was happening. Fuck, I don't know, it's weird to explain this.

[parodeity]

So, what, you'd need to show me if I actually wanted to know?

[ eh. it doesn't sound that useful from what little karkat has said, but he also figures he's just not grasping it. ]

Anyway, you should actually eat your sandwich, dude.

[alienates]

Maybe? I was mostly there for Chara so I didn't really do much there myself. I'll probably go back another time to check it out by myself.

[ he takes another bite..... not much but. ]

Are you mad at me?

[parodeity]

For what?

[ ??????? he doesn't actually care about the gossip girl thing, he just thinks it's dumb. ]

[alienates]

[ because both he and rose made the whole thing about him learning more about humans families Important and dave just?? switched topics immediately???? he is getting mixed signals here. ]

Nothing. Just checking. Are you going to take the quiz now?

[parodeity]

[ WELL UNFORTUNATELY that basis wasn't enough for dave to go ah yes now i can explain and. he doesn't know about shared memories being a thing in dreamscape so he's dropping the topic entirely lmao someday maybe ]

No, 'cause you didn't agree to my terms. [ also he's stuck on the are you mad at me thing ] You know I don't actually care if you do mission stuff, right, I know you can handle yourself.

[alienates]

[ "i know you can handle yourself" UGH this makes him feel bad... karkat is still convinced he almost got rin killed okay, everything is awful, etc. ]

No that's not it? Like I said, I'm just checking. Can't I check to see if my b-word is mad at me or not? I feel like I'm entitled to that. Also your terms suck.

[parodeity]

Ok I know I brought it up first but we can't keep having this conversation if "b-word" is used seriously.

[ because

no ]

[alienates]

I don't know, it has a nice ring to it? I think I'm starting to get pretty attached to it as a phrase. I think it will become my thing now.

[parodeity]

Do it and I'm makin' it stand for bitch.

[alienates]

"Can't I check to see if my bitch is mad at me or not?"

[ dave no? don't do this?? ]

[parodeity]

Nah, it doesn't stand for that for you. You're my bitch, I'm your mysterious b-word.

[ no his new goal is apparently ticking karkat off

so he stops pushing the gossip girl thing ]

[alienates]

[ TAKE THE QUIZ DAVE!!!!! ]

Fuck you, I am not your bitch unless it goes both ways.