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[alienates]

It still doesn't make it any less weird.

[ being slightly less weird than something else doesn't negate its weirdness, dave.

he watches dave fill in more answers in silence. this silence lasts maybe three seconds, possibly four. ]

Do I owe you sixty?

[parodeity]

You didn't agree to my terms, remember? It's a freebie test. I am so not filling out any more of these unless I'm bribed, though.

[ he makes a face as he does the last question. he'd been working fast, partly from skimming and partly from bullshitting. lmao whoops.

karkat will probably get angry later BETTER LEAVE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS. ]

Anyway, I am off to save robothorsekind from loneliness or something, so have fun grading my test and please don't tell me who I got, ever.

[alienates]

[ "later" AS IF HE'S NOT MAD NOW LMAO as much as karkat made a Big Deal about dave's bribe, he does in fact like kissing so this is offensive to him???

AND NO HE HAS TO TELL DAVE WHO HE GOT? THAT'S IMPORTANT?? ]

I hate you so much. I hope you are even able to see the horse from your current position of your own asshole. I'm not fucking sure how you managed to climb in there, but you definitely managed it somehow, dick.

[parodeity]

[ no dave's leaving he has to meet dirk and concoct an alibi in case karkat double checks it later? ]

Yeah, yeah, see you later, bro.

[ he laughs and books it. NO IDEA WHO HE GOT ON THE TEST. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RANDOM OPTION. ]