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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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There are way too many fake spiders in my bed to bother shaking them out right now. I will do that later. Plus I am definitely celebrating blue. My bed looks good and not like it belongs in a prison cell.

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I can do it fast if you want. [ Why is he offering...but ok looks like john is hanging out at least until bed? ] Anything interesting on the network?

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[He lazily waves his hand like he's saying "don't worry about it" or such.]

Looks like a bunch of new people again. This shit really is bi-monthly. Also are you arguing with people about apple juice versus orange juice?

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It’s not an argument because I’m right.

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Other juices exist in this world besides apple. [There's a snicker though.] Can't wait to see what happens when some of these people realize oranges also have faces.

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I have my reasons. [ anyway is john laying on top of his legs here or what what position exactly am I dealing with for both cats? ]

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Whatever. [He's like. Partially sprawled on Dave's legs and spilling onto the bed so kind or perpendicular. This way Dave's legs are pinned, he can see his bed, and also he can pet the cat while browsing his phone.]

But I've been talking to a lot of people so that is always nice.

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Yeah? [ ok. dave reaches down to toy with john’s hair idly because john has normalized the dumbest shit. ] Talk about anything interesting today?

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[He doesn't object or anything and so Dave's allowed to do that while John's distracted with his phone.]

I found a few other people who like the idea of mailbox science, so there's that. And this girl who might experiment with trying to purposefully ignore anything she remembers with no reaction at all.

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[ this is stupid. but he will keep doing that, idly. ]

That doesn't work out, usually.

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I didn't think it would, but then I made her think about horses and that was actually hilarious. It's kind of fun being on the other side of stuff. [It is stupid because he's also relaxing under Dave's hand so. Okay.]

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[ ok cool dave will just keep carding his hand through john's hair ig. why. ]

You mean as opposed to when I made you think about horses?

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[Because they're stupid. Hilariously while he's letting Dave do that his hand's mirroring the motion over Mewpac's head.]

Okay well first of all, fuck you, but second of all yes exactly. It is way funnier this way and now I get it.

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[ cool time to die ]

That means I'm in the clear for doin' it to you. Hey, so...what are your weekend plans?

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I don't think that's how it works. [But. Ah.] ...well Saturday we need to pick what we want to do. Breakfast and movie marathon maybe? Or video games. And Sunday I am going to Ayano's for a little while I think. [Which he is currently planning while apparently arguing about if he's dating Dave. Cool.]

...and...maybe something else...

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[ ...john you suck at lying and you haven't even started lying or anything. ]

You should make me breakfast. [ APPARENTLY HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER CALLING JOHN ON THE BLATANT UNCERTAINTY. ]

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Because I made you make me eggs? [A teasing smile before he finally looks up from his phone.] ...hilariously I know exactly what I would make you. So sure. Why not?

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[ no return smile, but it’s dave: his neutral expression could mean anything from contentment to the end of the world. ]

That sounds ominous?

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You'll like it, I promise. If you really want breakfast, sure. My Saturday is pretty wide open for whatever.

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As long as you’re not busy, sure. If you need to leave early, that’s fine. There’s some stuff I may do? Lots of shit that eventually has to get done, someday.

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I told you a while ago that you have my Saturdays. It's Sunday I will be busy for a few hours with Ayano. She's out of the hospital finally so...[What if he just turns his head to press up against Dave's hand instead?]

...I do kind of want to ask you about something though.

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But if something comes up, you can renege. Just sayin’.

[ and the what If depends on how? if John is pressing his hair into dave’s hand, dave will keep up finger combing john’s dumb hair. ]

You can always ask.

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[He rolls his eyes because yeah that's not a thing that's happening. But yes, it's mostly his hair while he lets Mewpac bat little paws at his hand.]

Did Aradia text you earlier?

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[ a good guess. dave figures john is asking because she must have texted everyone. the fact he’s only semi smiled like twice over the course of this conversation is not a factor. ]

Yeah, she did. You guys are meeting up Sunday, then?

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I don't know yet. I did not say yes or no to her yet. [...] I get what she's trying to do and I understand that it sucks not knowing stuff and worrying about forgetting it all, but I am still a little confused, I think.

[There's a short pause.] I'm not going to make you go if you don't want to. But I am also not sure what I am supposed to tell her information-wise.