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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

...shut up, Dave. [He turns in his chair to face him and the cat.] I am not obligated by any of this, including thinking about living with you and Mewpac in the summer. Okay?

[parodeity]

Okay, but like...if [ it sounds like "when" ] you change your mind and stuff, that's okay? Like, you are right, it is a long ways off and things happen and yeah.

[windeity]

...take a nap with Mewpac, Dave. I'm not leaving. [And Dave is rambling and clearly needs to go the fuck to sleep for a while.]

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...I'm not tired. [ why is he five. ]

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Sure about that? [He sounds incredibly amused because yes, why are you five, Dave?]

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Well, are you tired.

[windeity]

I kind of am, actually, but I have a paper I need to work on so I am going to try to do that first. What do you even have to do today that you can't create a loop for?

[parodeity]

Nothing. I never procrastinate on my homework these days.

[ TRUE. ]

...Anyway, you're up, therefore I can do whatever I want.

[windeity]

That is my point, Dave. You have nothing to do, so just relax for a little while. [He shakes his head.] What do you want to do then since I am up?

[parodeity]

I am gonna sit here awake while you do your essay, obviously. Not relaxing.

[ now he's just being irritating on purpose. ]

[windeity]

Stop being stubborn or I am going to sit on your legs until you fall asleep.

[parodeity]

Finish your damn essay, Egbert.

[windeity]

Only when you take a nap, Strider.

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Finish your essay first and maybe I'll take a nap?

[windeity]

[...yeah okay. He'll reach over and grab his laptop instead, staring pointedly at Dave before approaching his bed and calmly sitting on his stupid legs. I guess.]

Fine.

[parodeity]

Remember to cite your sources.

[ ...I GUESS HE'S JUST GONNA WATCH JOHN DO HIS ESSAY ]

[windeity]

[That's fine. He'll type with one hand, idly shoosh-pap Dave with the other and just. Sit here. While Dave watches him do his essay and he tries to get Dave to go the fuck to sleep. How successful is that?

[parodeity]

[ NOT VERY since dave seems determined to stay awake as long as john is...working on his essay...

stalemate ]

[windeity]

[So. This goes on for a few hours.]

...there. It's done. [And a hand swoops over Dave's eyes in a motion to signal he should go the fuck to sleep.]

[parodeity]

Are you goin' to sleep also?

[ yes

this is that stupid ]

[windeity]

[A SIGH. He's just. Going to flop backwards to lay over Dave's legs and drape his arm over his eyes.]

I am revoking your best friend license, just so we are clear.

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While also nappin' with me and Mewpac?

[ yes that was

literally all he wanted ]

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[...oh for fucks sake.]

...you do know you could have just said that is what you were waiting for, dude. [Why is their friendship so goddamn stupid, what the fuck.]

[parodeity]

I didn't say I wanted anythin'.

[ SEE: DAVE BEING FIVE, AGAIN ]

[windeity]

Douche. [Don't sound so fond maybe?] Pick a genre.