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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

[A SIGH. He's just. Going to flop backwards to lay over Dave's legs and drape his arm over his eyes.]

I am revoking your best friend license, just so we are clear.

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While also nappin' with me and Mewpac?

[ yes that was

literally all he wanted ]

[windeity]

[...oh for fucks sake.]

...you do know you could have just said that is what you were waiting for, dude. [Why is their friendship so goddamn stupid, what the fuck.]

[parodeity]

I didn't say I wanted anythin'.

[ SEE: DAVE BEING FIVE, AGAIN ]

[windeity]

Douche. [Don't sound so fond maybe?] Pick a genre.

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Music? Classical.

[windeity]

[A hand goes for his phone in his pocket and he pulls up a playlist to provide background noise, setting the phone somewhere near Dave's head before rotating to lay close to the wall and not over Dave's legs.]

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[ dave doesn’t shift because he hasn’t moved much at all because of the cat... ]

- if you’re not tired you don’t have to. [ typically he will kind of argue the thing he wants anyway just out of vague worry this is pressuring John into napping ]

[windeity]

Shh...nap time now. [Yeah he was. Also being stubborn and he's already half-asleep. Why this.]

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You’re too close to the wall. [ but that’s vague grumbling so yeah ok john wins ]

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[It's fine, eventually he'll gravitate and just sort of fall asleep half on Dave and avoiding squishing the cat. Good night kids. What a couple of idiots.]

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[ that's the point where dave will let himself sleep, so. mewpac, meanwhile, gets to cuddle with dave the Entire Time, so presumably the cat is all about this cat nap.

he really could have just said he'd nap if john did way earlier but

bye ]