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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

Nothing. I never procrastinate on my homework these days.

[ TRUE. ]

...Anyway, you're up, therefore I can do whatever I want.

[windeity]

That is my point, Dave. You have nothing to do, so just relax for a little while. [He shakes his head.] What do you want to do then since I am up?

[parodeity]

I am gonna sit here awake while you do your essay, obviously. Not relaxing.

[ now he's just being irritating on purpose. ]

[windeity]

Stop being stubborn or I am going to sit on your legs until you fall asleep.

[parodeity]

Finish your damn essay, Egbert.

[windeity]

Only when you take a nap, Strider.

[parodeity]

Finish your essay first and maybe I'll take a nap?

[windeity]

[...yeah okay. He'll reach over and grab his laptop instead, staring pointedly at Dave before approaching his bed and calmly sitting on his stupid legs. I guess.]

Fine.

[parodeity]

Remember to cite your sources.

[ ...I GUESS HE'S JUST GONNA WATCH JOHN DO HIS ESSAY ]

[windeity]

[That's fine. He'll type with one hand, idly shoosh-pap Dave with the other and just. Sit here. While Dave watches him do his essay and he tries to get Dave to go the fuck to sleep. How successful is that?

[parodeity]

[ NOT VERY since dave seems determined to stay awake as long as john is...working on his essay...

stalemate ]

[windeity]

[So. This goes on for a few hours.]

...there. It's done. [And a hand swoops over Dave's eyes in a motion to signal he should go the fuck to sleep.]

[parodeity]

Are you goin' to sleep also?

[ yes

this is that stupid ]

[windeity]

[A SIGH. He's just. Going to flop backwards to lay over Dave's legs and drape his arm over his eyes.]

I am revoking your best friend license, just so we are clear.

[parodeity]

While also nappin' with me and Mewpac?

[ yes that was

literally all he wanted ]

[windeity]

[...oh for fucks sake.]

...you do know you could have just said that is what you were waiting for, dude. [Why is their friendship so goddamn stupid, what the fuck.]

[parodeity]

I didn't say I wanted anythin'.

[ SEE: DAVE BEING FIVE, AGAIN ]

[windeity]

Douche. [Don't sound so fond maybe?] Pick a genre.

[parodeity]

Music? Classical.

[windeity]

[A hand goes for his phone in his pocket and he pulls up a playlist to provide background noise, setting the phone somewhere near Dave's head before rotating to lay close to the wall and not over Dave's legs.]

[parodeity]

[ dave doesn’t shift because he hasn’t moved much at all because of the cat... ]

- if you’re not tired you don’t have to. [ typically he will kind of argue the thing he wants anyway just out of vague worry this is pressuring John into napping ]

[windeity]

Shh...nap time now. [Yeah he was. Also being stubborn and he's already half-asleep. Why this.]

[parodeity]

You’re too close to the wall. [ but that’s vague grumbling so yeah ok john wins ]

[windeity]

[It's fine, eventually he'll gravitate and just sort of fall asleep half on Dave and avoiding squishing the cat. Good night kids. What a couple of idiots.]

[parodeity]

[ that's the point where dave will let himself sleep, so. mewpac, meanwhile, gets to cuddle with dave the Entire Time, so presumably the cat is all about this cat nap.

he really could have just said he'd nap if john did way earlier but

bye ]