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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

idk are you sure you can handle it???
it is TOP secret after all

[buncho]

yes YES YES YESYESYES YOU CAN TRUST ME 10000000000000000000000000000% well have secret handshakes and secret codewords and have secret lunches and no one else will ever know unless we want them to

[parodeity]

[ ..........

he's going to find an empty school basement room somewhere to set this up. ]

ive never been in a secret club before

[buncho]

then thisll be the first! you can be vp and ill be the president and we can scout out people we want in our club

[parodeity]

what would the qualities be thatd we would want in secret club members

[buncho]

1. must bring food to every meeting
2.



your turn

[parodeity]

2. must never reveal the secret club to outsiders without full club permission
3.

[buncho]

3. if you break the rules i break your hand
4.

[parodeity]

4. must give out the password before entering the club room every time
5.

[buncho]

5. membership dues can be in the form of halloween candy or old exam papers
6.

[parodeity]

6. members are required to participate in a mandatory theme song
7.

[buncho]

7. group pictures every month!! and if you dont show up at least two days then im cutting your face out
8.

[parodeity]

8. never talk about the secret school basement club
9.

[buncho]

9. never talk about school
10.

[parodeity]

10. but if you need math help dave will be around
11.

[buncho]

11. help me with math. do you know how to factor?
12.

[parodeity]

11.
yep
i do math tutoring and i can do you for free if you want
12. must wear those candy necklaces to meetings
13.

[buncho]

11. heck yeah ill bring math hw and candy necklaces and pretzel sticks and everything!!!
12s covered
13. idk what else, 12s a good number. how many people do you think we can get?

[parodeity]

idk do you think we should have a cap on the limit here

[buncho]

idk ive never really hung out with more than two people at a time

[ don't ask her about how to coordinate groups of people, she doesn't actually have that many friends, laughs ]

[parodeity]

what about last month

[buncho]

well yeah there was last month, but last month, everyone was sort of forced into their groups and didn't have a choice whether or not we hung out together
this is different

[parodeity]

thats true
well
you can get a jumpstart on hanging out with groups from now on?

[buncho]

i guess
what do people even
do??
in secret club groups?

[parodeity]

i think mostly you hang out and have fun?