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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[buncho]

that doesnt sound too hard
well need more snacks and maybe videogames or something

[parodeity]

if you want like a trial run you can do video games w/ me and my roomie

[buncho]

yeah! lets do that! i can bring the games! whos your roomie?

[parodeity]

john egbert

[buncho]

[ what are timelines... idek if she knows john at this point, but it doesn't change anything bc it doesn't matter to her ]

kk
i only have two controllers, so loser chooses the game and the other two fight it out

[parodeity]

then feel free to drop by whenever
i mean texting me first helps so i can tell you if were there but

[buncho]

its fine, ill just hang out in the hallway until you get back
theres outlets out there right?

[parodeity]

yeah
theres also a kitchen on the first floor sometimes there are snacks there

[buncho]

im going to live in your kitchen from now on so if you need me you know where to find me

[parodeity]

its a boys dorm

[buncho]

i have a wig

[parodeity]

why for
are you in theater club or something

[buncho]

nah retrospec gave it to me
im going to use it to take down the football team and become boss of the school

[parodeity]

whoa whoa back up
how is the wig gonna help you take down the football team
why are we taking down the football team

[buncho]

were taking down the football team bc james is on the team
and we have a thing where i beat him and its funny bc he doesnt know its me, bc its me in the wig

[parodeity]

this sounds like the setup to the feelgood family movie of the year
please let me know how i can assist you in taking him down

[buncho]

its an action packed family comedy!!!
maybe you can come to football practice sometime and take pictures of me tackling him and i can convince mao or someone to stick them in the yearbook

[parodeity]

i am a former sort of member of the yearbook committee
i may have an in

[buncho]

WONDERFUL ill see you on the field

[parodeity]

see you then
you obviously have my number so ill catch you around