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DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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GO HERE FOR NEW THREADS!!!!!!! This one loads slow for me.

idk ive never really hung out with more than two people at a time

[ don't ask her about how to coordinate groups of people, she doesn't actually have that many friends, laughs ]

what about last month

well yeah there was last month, but last month, everyone was sort of forced into their groups and didn't have a choice whether or not we hung out together
this is different

thats true
well
you can get a jumpstart on hanging out with groups from now on?

i guess
what do people even
do??
in secret club groups?

i think mostly you hang out and have fun?

that doesnt sound too hard
well need more snacks and maybe videogames or something

if you want like a trial run you can do video games w/ me and my roomie

yeah! lets do that! i can bring the games! whos your roomie?

john egbert

[ what are timelines... idek if she knows john at this point, but it doesn't change anything bc it doesn't matter to her ]

kk
i only have two controllers, so loser chooses the game and the other two fight it out

then feel free to drop by whenever
i mean texting me first helps so i can tell you if were there but

its fine, ill just hang out in the hallway until you get back
theres outlets out there right?

yeah
theres also a kitchen on the first floor sometimes there are snacks there

im going to live in your kitchen from now on so if you need me you know where to find me

its a boys dorm

i have a wig

why for
are you in theater club or something

nah retrospec gave it to me
im going to use it to take down the football team and become boss of the school

whoa whoa back up
how is the wig gonna help you take down the football team
why are we taking down the football team

were taking down the football team bc james is on the team
and we have a thing where i beat him and its funny bc he doesnt know its me, bc its me in the wig

this sounds like the setup to the feelgood family movie of the year
please let me know how i can assist you in taking him down

its an action packed family comedy!!!
maybe you can come to football practice sometime and take pictures of me tackling him and i can convince mao or someone to stick them in the yearbook

i am a former sort of member of the yearbook committee
i may have an in

WONDERFUL ill see you on the field

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