i absolutely kicked the houses ass those pretty little shutters crumbled under my karate chop and the picket fence has been completely toppled over and dont even get me started on the garden ripped up every flower by the roots threw eggs at the house etc
that is surprisingly considerate. not that i thought you were an inconsiderate person but some people take some things too far? anyway no i was talking to someone who was facing some creepy mansion when we spoke. it's been a few weeks. but i recognized his name and stuff. obviously the message went to you instead.
honestly im not really a pranking guy im more likely to mess around with people verbally than i am in any other sense or to send them stupid memes and ill quit that if it genuinely bothers people but oh right that should be one of the unreality teams i guess im pretty sure that team had one of my best friends in it mansion verse i mean
yes i noticed that. that was a very clear impression i got. if my phone starts blowing up with stupid memes i s2g. only stupidly good ones, no exceptions. i was speaking to them before they went in the mansion and they were still trying to find a way in. i assume they got in and out. do you know the story behind that?
i only pick quality memes or i make them there is no inbetween
as to that nah not really like i know the basics but not the details but some of us are putting together an info trade mingle where hopefully well all get the full stories of where the fuck everyone was since i know like mine and some out of context pictures of the other unreality teams? gotta say im not a fan of being trapped anywhere way too nostalgic in all the wrong ways
i am sure your memes are top shelf and everything.
that isn't a bad idea. a lot of us weren't around, obviously, but we have heard enough that it is a little alarming? especially if we may have to deal with it again later. nostalgia like...you've been in unreality before?
and not necessary it isnt like i cant abscond whenever i want which wasnt an option in space trapped in whatever rooms it more had to do with being unable to leave
do i have to guess what those reasons are, or am i living in suspense?
so that's it. ok. well you can leave whenever and come back whenever. i mean that makes you sound more like a stray cat but i guess that is also fine. whatever makes it easier?
that's cool. somehow that suits you almost perfectly. if it barely mattered you wouldn't bring up, but if that is the case then i won't mention it again. ok?
man you havent talked to me enough i always bring up shit that doesnt matter and frequently stuff no one cares about like whats the last thing i was asking cant remember i kinda stopped for a bit there but stuff like garbage fairies and fresh prints of bel air
i am not sure whose fault that is. but yes, i am getting that impression, too. which is fine also i don't know i was partially reading and fielding other texts since people are talking to me about cats sitting on them and stuff. ...garbage fairies?
yours im incapable of not replying to a text oh its just another misfire thing also lots of pepiple talk about cats theyre like super into them actually one of my jobs is a cat cafe
so i could text you out of nowhere and you would always answer is what you're saying. cats are cute. i did not know there were cat cafes here. the meowtropolitan just opened a few years ago at home but i have only been once or twice.
how can you cheat at texting someone back? i would assume it is not that bad if you get to play with cats all day and there's free coffee. and if there's not free coffee, then there should be free coffee. so. that's two of your multiple jobs. do you ever sleep?
havent you heard johnny boy sleep is for the weak but yes i do sleep i keep weird hours sometimes but i cant function on zero sleep being a human being who needs such things ive always found catnaps more productive though
a stray cat personality working in a cat cafe and living on catnaps. i'm not sure if i'm impressed or. something else. whatever that is. i am pretty sure once classes officially start i will be losing sleep though so ok fair.
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those pretty little shutters crumbled under my karate chop and the picket fence has been completely toppled over
and dont even get me started on the garden
ripped up every flower by the roots
threw eggs at the house
etc
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also this definitely wasn't for you?
wait have you actually egged houses before...?
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that would be rude
ill mess around with people but only people i know
and i wont do anything that will seriously give them shit to clean up
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not that i thought you were an inconsiderate person but some people take some things too far?
anyway no i was talking to someone who was facing some creepy mansion when we spoke. it's been a few weeks. but i recognized his name and stuff.
obviously the message went to you instead.
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im more likely to mess around with people verbally than i am in any other sense
or to send them stupid memes
and ill quit that if it genuinely bothers people
but oh right that should be one of the unreality teams i guess
im pretty sure that team had one of my best friends in it
mansion verse i mean
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if my phone starts blowing up with stupid memes i s2g.
only stupidly good ones, no exceptions.
i was speaking to them before they went in the mansion and they were still trying to find a way in. i assume they got in and out.
do you know the story behind that?
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or i make them
there is no inbetween
as to that nah not really
like i know the basics but not the details
but some of us are putting together an info trade mingle where hopefully well all get the full stories of where the fuck everyone was
since i know like
mine
and some out of context pictures of the other unreality teams?
gotta say im not a fan of being trapped anywhere
way too nostalgic in all the wrong ways
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that isn't a bad idea. a lot of us weren't around, obviously, but we have heard enough that it is a little alarming? especially if we may have to deal with it again later.
nostalgia like...you've been in unreality before?
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how else would i have an online following
lets just say i can get claustrophobic
and our "unreality" had us trapped in a series of rooms
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oh. sorry. that would probably do it then, yeah.
we can leave the door of the door open during the day if you want?
[John Egbert has never dealt with someone who is claustrophobic.]
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and not necessary
it isnt like i cant abscond whenever i want
which wasnt an option in space trapped in whatever rooms
it more had to do with being unable to leave
but thanks for the thought dude
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so that's it. ok.
well you can leave whenever and come back whenever.
i mean that makes you sound more like a stray cat but i guess that is also fine.
whatever makes it easier?
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i make youtube videos sometimes
i think most of us who went wherever will be claustrophobic for a while
it barely matters
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if it barely mattered you wouldn't bring up, but if that is the case then i won't mention it again. ok?
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i always bring up shit that doesnt matter
and frequently stuff no one cares about like
whats the last thing i was asking
cant remember i kinda stopped for a bit there but
stuff like garbage fairies and fresh prints of bel air
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but yes, i am getting that impression, too.
which is fine also i don't know i was partially reading and fielding other texts since people are talking to me about cats sitting on them and stuff.
...garbage fairies?
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oh its just another misfire thing
also lots of pepiple talk about cats theyre like super into them
actually one of my jobs is a cat cafe
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cats are cute. i did not know there were cat cafes here. the meowtropolitan just opened a few years ago at home but i have only been once or twice.
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so yeah
i cheat sometimes but yeah
the cafe is pretty newish i think
it's not a bad gig
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i would assume it is not that bad if you get to play with cats all day and there's free coffee.
and if there's not free coffee, then there should be free coffee.
so. that's two of your multiple jobs.
do you ever sleep?
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sleep is for the weak
but yes i do sleep
i keep weird hours sometimes but i cant function on zero sleep
being a human being who needs such things
ive always found catnaps more productive though
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i'm not sure if i'm impressed or. something else. whatever that is.
i am pretty sure once classes officially start i will be losing sleep though so ok fair.
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lmk if you need math help
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