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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

i have yet to text you back less than immediately
so yeah
i cheat sometimes but yeah

the cafe is pretty newish i think
it's not a bad gig

[windeity]

how can you cheat at texting someone back?
i would assume it is not that bad if you get to play with cats all day and there's free coffee.
and if there's not free coffee, then there should be free coffee.
so. that's two of your multiple jobs.
do you ever sleep?

[parodeity]

havent you heard johnny boy
sleep is for the weak
but yes i do sleep
i keep weird hours sometimes but i cant function on zero sleep
being a human being who needs such things
ive always found catnaps more productive though

[windeity]

a stray cat personality working in a cat cafe and living on catnaps.
i'm not sure if i'm impressed or. something else. whatever that is.
i am pretty sure once classes officially start i will be losing sleep though so ok fair.

[parodeity]

you have a little while longer
lmk if you need math help

[windeity]

thanks. you're like a high school tutor aren't you? math has never been my strong suit which is a very big problem considering my major, but i think it will probably be fine!
and if it isn't then i will take you up on that sooner than you think.

[parodeity]

[ that is in fact job three? ]

i wont even charge you

[windeity]

[Dave when are you going to stop working so much jfc.]

i would appreciate that. i mean i could pay you but that is also weird when you live in my room. we'll figure it out, whatever.

[parodeity]

[ when he stops needing the distractions??? ]

i mean i dont charge friends really anyway

[windeity]

then you're better than some.
i'll definitely keep it in mind though.

[parodeity]

have you had bad tutoring experiences

[windeity]

i have, actually. my last math tutor was sort of a bitch about it.

[parodeity]

ive yet to have any complaints about my tutoring so

[windeity]

then consider yourself hired for when i inevitably throw a shitfit about calculus.
speaking of. i still need to buy my books which is sort of what i was doing and now i have realized i have been standing in front of this section in the bookstore for twenty minutes. i'll catch up with you later.

[parodeity]

i dont blame you im way more interesting than schoolbooks
but yeah later