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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

havent you heard johnny boy
sleep is for the weak
but yes i do sleep
i keep weird hours sometimes but i cant function on zero sleep
being a human being who needs such things
ive always found catnaps more productive though

[windeity]

a stray cat personality working in a cat cafe and living on catnaps.
i'm not sure if i'm impressed or. something else. whatever that is.
i am pretty sure once classes officially start i will be losing sleep though so ok fair.

[parodeity]

you have a little while longer
lmk if you need math help

[windeity]

thanks. you're like a high school tutor aren't you? math has never been my strong suit which is a very big problem considering my major, but i think it will probably be fine!
and if it isn't then i will take you up on that sooner than you think.

[parodeity]

[ that is in fact job three? ]

i wont even charge you

[windeity]

[Dave when are you going to stop working so much jfc.]

i would appreciate that. i mean i could pay you but that is also weird when you live in my room. we'll figure it out, whatever.

[parodeity]

[ when he stops needing the distractions??? ]

i mean i dont charge friends really anyway

[windeity]

then you're better than some.
i'll definitely keep it in mind though.

[parodeity]

have you had bad tutoring experiences

[windeity]

i have, actually. my last math tutor was sort of a bitch about it.

[parodeity]

ive yet to have any complaints about my tutoring so

[windeity]

then consider yourself hired for when i inevitably throw a shitfit about calculus.
speaking of. i still need to buy my books which is sort of what i was doing and now i have realized i have been standing in front of this section in the bookstore for twenty minutes. i'll catch up with you later.

[parodeity]

i dont blame you im way more interesting than schoolbooks
but yeah later