i think this is just some desperate ploy for attention by calling me an ogler to make sure that i actually look at your legs, which i will not, because i am not interested in legs! but also still some attempt for attention.
seriously have you thought about maybe not pulling stuff out of your ass? just curious. there is no proof of that and i am done talking about this I WILL SEE YOU LATER, BYE.
[...so yes of course Dave was correct, but that happens when you know more than your past life best friend.]
lmfao bullseye huh its ok you can admit the truth im pretty accurate about this kind of thing and the proof is in what i know of you so far you strike me as the kind of guy into those things if my intuition were actually wrong youd have an argument against it
you don't actually know anything about me, but ok, sure. and i am not sure what you think you know, but it is probably not that accurate. that was a lucky guess and fine, whatever, i do not care. maybe announcing my goddamn type will get me a date, i don't know. but i met you not even 24 hours ago. and intuition is bullshit.
[The problem: Dave hitting on a sensitive subject. Oh well.]
[ he immediately wants to argue not knowing anything about john but that would be stupid.
also, it's not even true. the john egbert he knows doesn't really exist right now. neither does rose, or jade, or terezi, or karkat. none of his friends who even halfway remember are his friends.
and he remembers them. but they're not the same. he needs to stop treating them like they're the people he loves even accidentally.
but it's so fucking hard.
still, he can at least recognize john actually getting annoyed with him. it's happened before and he remembers a few times - they don't even matter. ]
chill dude i was teasing you and ill drop it since it actually bugs you romantic shit is officially off the list of topics ill harass you about that leaves me an entire wide world of options anyway
well im not gonna harass you now when youre upset im not that big an asshole do i have to tell you some terrible detail about my romantic failures to get you to ease up here because ive got a trainwreck of a past i guess up to and including my girlfriend sneaking around on me with a dude who refused to take off clown paint and another guy trying to get me to schedule time so she could date him while dating me honestly most of these failures involve other peoples polyamorous ways come to think of it
i'm not upset. i just think this whole conversation is stupid. but wow that sucks and also why would someone refuse to take off clown paint... ...that is actually a little creepy. have you considered not dating people that are polyamorous when you are maybe not? how did this even happen to you more than once?
same girl both times and she agreed to be monogamous when we were a thing she just didnt stick to it so if we agree to not talk about that and i promise not to talk about your type ever again will you be genuinely not upset
even weirder? that is like three different kind of relationships and that is two relationships too many. if she didn't stick to it, she didn't agree to it. it is not that hard. i already told you i'm not upset, but let's never talk about bossy girls ever again?
seeing how i don't date guys, that would be the shortest conversation ever. i am beginning to realize this is a rarity, yes, since i am not sure you've shut up for more than five seconds since we met.
its fine to not be homosexual or bisexual or any other variety of sexual tbh for all im talking about it rn it isnt like i have any interest in dating either oh wait no im going to marry an apple
yeah i basically have to be bluebeard here every time one apple so dies i replace them with a new one which i guess means eventually one of those apples will eat me?
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that is what all the oglers say
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but also still some attempt for attention.
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probably sense of humor too
girls who know what they want and who boss you around a little
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there is no proof of that and i am done talking about this I WILL SEE YOU LATER, BYE.
[...so yes of course Dave was correct, but that happens when you know more than your past life best friend.]
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its ok you can admit the truth
im pretty accurate about this kind of thing
and the proof is in what i know of you so far
you strike me as the kind of guy into those things
if my intuition were actually wrong youd have an argument against it
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and i am not sure what you think you know, but it is probably not that accurate.
that was a lucky guess and fine, whatever, i do not care.
maybe announcing my goddamn type will get me a date, i don't know.
but i met you not even 24 hours ago.
and intuition is bullshit.
[The problem: Dave hitting on a sensitive subject. Oh well.]
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also, it's not even true. the john egbert he knows doesn't really exist right now. neither does rose, or jade, or terezi, or karkat. none of his friends who even halfway remember are his friends.
and he remembers them. but they're not the same. he needs to stop treating them like they're the people he loves even accidentally.
but it's so fucking hard.
still, he can at least recognize john actually getting annoyed with him. it's happened before and he remembers a few times - they don't even matter. ]
chill dude
i was teasing you and ill drop it since it actually bugs you
romantic shit is officially off the list of topics ill harass you about
that leaves me an entire wide world of options anyway
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[And that is really all he has to say. Proceed? Or abscond?]
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well im not gonna harass you now when youre upset
im not that big an asshole
do i have to tell you some terrible detail about my romantic failures to get you to ease up here
because ive got a trainwreck of a past i guess
up to and including my girlfriend sneaking around on me with a dude who refused to take off clown paint
and another guy trying to get me to schedule time so she could date him
while dating me
honestly most of these failures involve other peoples polyamorous ways come to think of it
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i just think this whole conversation is stupid.
but wow that sucks and also why would someone refuse to take off clown paint...
...that is actually a little creepy.
have you considered not dating people that are polyamorous when you are maybe not?
how did this even happen to you more than once?
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and she agreed to be monogamous when we were a thing she just didnt stick to it
so if we agree to not talk about that and i promise not to talk about your type ever again
will you be genuinely not upset
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if she didn't stick to it, she didn't agree to it. it is not that hard.
i already told you i'm not upset, but let's never talk about bossy girls ever again?
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i talk about my sister all the time
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no talking about bossy girls we would date.
is that better?
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you cannot leave a sick burn unsaid.
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did you want to talk about the bossy boys we would date instead?
you should praise me since i did not just immediately say the thing that came to mind
do you realize how rare that is for me
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i am beginning to realize this is a rarity, yes, since i am not sure you've shut up for more than five seconds since we met.
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i could shut up if you wanted probably
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but yeah, shut up and get back here? we still have a deal.
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or bisexual
or any other variety of sexual
tbh for all im talking about it rn it isnt like i have any interest in dating either
oh wait no
im going to marry an apple
also i can talk and move at the same time
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every time one apple so dies
i replace them with a new one
which i guess means eventually one of those apples will eat me?
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