personal overflow post;

[parodeity]

Comments

[parodeity]

no can do
i talk about my sister all the time

[windeity]

okay.
no talking about bossy girls we would date.
is that better?

[parodeity]

see now i regret agreeing to not tease you because that gives me an opening to say something else entirely and i cant take it

[windeity]

say it, weirdo.
you cannot leave a sick burn unsaid.

[parodeity]

its less a burn and more giving you a hard time
did you want to talk about the bossy boys we would date instead?

you should praise me since i did not just immediately say the thing that came to mind
do you realize how rare that is for me

[windeity]

seeing how i don't date guys, that would be the shortest conversation ever.
i am beginning to realize this is a rarity, yes, since i am not sure you've shut up for more than five seconds since we met.

[parodeity]

im aware youre not into bossy boys dont worry
i could shut up if you wanted probably

[windeity]

thanks for that.
but yeah, shut up and get back here? we still have a deal.

[parodeity]

its fine to not be homosexual
or bisexual
or any other variety of sexual
tbh for all im talking about it rn it isnt like i have any interest in dating either
oh wait no
im going to marry an apple

also i can talk and move at the same time

[windeity]

i have so many questions and right now the only one i really need an answer to is "why are you going to marry an apple...?"

[parodeity]

because apples are the best fruit

[windeity]

but doesn't that mean that eventually your significant other will rot and/or you'll eat them?

[parodeity]

yeah i basically have to be bluebeard here
every time one apple so dies
i replace them with a new one
which i guess means eventually one of those apples will eat me?

[windeity]

considering the fact that apples now dance around here, i would not put it past this place to make man-eating apples, too.
so you may want to reconsider? i am just saying.

[parodeity]

those apples are different
the way they are doesnt mean maneating apples are gonna be a thing

[windeity]

ok but do you have proof that they WON'T be a thing?
how do we know that is not a possibility, dave?

[parodeity]

well they wont be a thing from the world where the fruits are from

[windeity]

how do you know? do you recognize them? or did someone else tell you that?

[parodeity]

[ like. that's already all over the place. reading back far enough brings up jade's fruit post, so. ]

theyre just kinda recognizable i guess

[windeity]

weird. i will take your word for it while i also get rid of every single piece of smiling fruit in our room.

[And quietly wonder what the fuck world he's from where images of the fruit apparently exists there, too. But Dave doesn't need to know that!!!]

[parodeity]

touch my apples and i maim you a little bit

[windeity]

are you serious.
DAVE. THEY ARE SMILING AND JUMPING AND IT IS WEIRD.
maim them, not me!

[parodeity]

theyre like the one thing ill reliably bother to eat
i maim them before i eat them?
also theyre not that weird

i mean
technically they are
but whatever its normal

[windeity]

huh? but they're apples. apples are not exactly a full meal?
do you not really eat much?
i am sure they are normal here by now but they are still weird to me, who is not used to this new normal yet.

[parodeity]

theyre like the easiest on the go meal
and i am frequently on the go
i eat plenty gotta keep up my physique
also give it time
youll get used to bullshit
or youll forget about it and you know get used to it that way