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i have a sword and will defend my phone to the death

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now you're just making me excited.

[WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION FIGHTS AND SWORDS DAVE WHY DO I HAVE TO WRITE THESE WORDS NOW]

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[ yeah why the fuck did you write those words to dave strider ]

please take your sword kink to literally anyone else
im not into bloodsports and or painplay
or phone murderers for that matter which is way more pressing

but assuming the innuendo was completely on accident because you strike me as like
the kind of guy who is singleminded and who does not pay attention to what the fuck his mouth is doing
there are like a dozen people w swords at this point and a lot of us know how to use them real well
non sexually even
mines welsh i guess that makes it strong or something
i still have no fucking clue how that works and it sounds fake

1/2 needless combo eyyyyooo

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YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!

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does the sword do something?

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ask me if i care re pissing you off

also it apparently is the "ultimate weapon" and the only one capable of taking down some
big boss villain or something
is cuts shit good though so who cares about the details
i cant pronounce the name for the life of me though because its super welsh
but w/e

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what is it? something like caledfwlch?

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how the hell do you know that name

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it's excalibur. why wouldn't i know it?

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wait i have king arthur's sword?
that feels somehow illegal

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england doesn't need to know.

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i have no idea how to feel about this
so instead
i will ask how the fuck i pronounce the welsh version of the sword name
since i suppose that might be relevant

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hell if i know. it's welsh.

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ok i guess i could google it now that you spelled it for me but
eh
i think i will just commit to not knowing how the fuck to pronounce it

[stopbleeding]

just call it excalibur.

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no i refuse
i am going to make talking about this sword an absolute trial for anyone and everyone
because
i feel like that is how it has to be
and also
i hate its stupid welsh name so everyone else has to also

[stopbleeding]

that's way too sadistic.

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im failing to see the point

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you're the type of kid mall employees hate aren't you?

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that is an extremely broad variety of kids
mall employees hate most people

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you're the pain in the ass type.

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yes but im also good looking that cancels it out clearly

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both of those are hard nos.

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do you own a sense of humor

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maybe you're just not funny.