personal overflow post;

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ask me if i care re pissing you off

also it apparently is the "ultimate weapon" and the only one capable of taking down some
big boss villain or something
is cuts shit good though so who cares about the details
i cant pronounce the name for the life of me though because its super welsh
but w/e

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what is it? something like caledfwlch?

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how the hell do you know that name

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it's excalibur. why wouldn't i know it?

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wait i have king arthur's sword?
that feels somehow illegal

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england doesn't need to know.

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i have no idea how to feel about this
so instead
i will ask how the fuck i pronounce the welsh version of the sword name
since i suppose that might be relevant

[stopbleeding]

hell if i know. it's welsh.

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ok i guess i could google it now that you spelled it for me but
eh
i think i will just commit to not knowing how the fuck to pronounce it

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just call it excalibur.

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no i refuse
i am going to make talking about this sword an absolute trial for anyone and everyone
because
i feel like that is how it has to be
and also
i hate its stupid welsh name so everyone else has to also

[stopbleeding]

that's way too sadistic.

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im failing to see the point

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you're the type of kid mall employees hate aren't you?

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that is an extremely broad variety of kids
mall employees hate most people

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you're the pain in the ass type.

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yes but im also good looking that cancels it out clearly

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both of those are hard nos.

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do you own a sense of humor

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maybe you're just not funny.

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a less true thing has never before been said

[stopbleeding]

testimonials.

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fine sit your ass right here ill be back w/ some in a sec
cant let this slander stand

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dave is the funniest person i have EVER met in ALL MY LIFE and i am v old
& an expert on humor
i have a masters from clown college
and i rate david a. striders hilarity at 11/10 5 stars triple-a rating

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With Dave Strider, the laugh pile doesn't stop from getting taller.