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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

wait i have king arthur's sword?
that feels somehow illegal

[stopbleeding]

england doesn't need to know.

[parodeity]

i have no idea how to feel about this
so instead
i will ask how the fuck i pronounce the welsh version of the sword name
since i suppose that might be relevant

[stopbleeding]

hell if i know. it's welsh.

[parodeity]

ok i guess i could google it now that you spelled it for me but
eh
i think i will just commit to not knowing how the fuck to pronounce it

[stopbleeding]

just call it excalibur.

[parodeity]

no i refuse
i am going to make talking about this sword an absolute trial for anyone and everyone
because
i feel like that is how it has to be
and also
i hate its stupid welsh name so everyone else has to also

[stopbleeding]

that's way too sadistic.

[parodeity]

im failing to see the point

[stopbleeding]

you're the type of kid mall employees hate aren't you?

[parodeity]

that is an extremely broad variety of kids
mall employees hate most people

[stopbleeding]

you're the pain in the ass type.

[parodeity]

yes but im also good looking that cancels it out clearly

[stopbleeding]

both of those are hard nos.

[parodeity]

do you own a sense of humor

[stopbleeding]

maybe you're just not funny.

[parodeity]

a less true thing has never before been said

[stopbleeding]

testimonials.

[parodeity]

fine sit your ass right here ill be back w/ some in a sec
cant let this slander stand

[stopbleeding]

you're kidding.

[voideity]

dave is the funniest person i have EVER met in ALL MY LIFE and i am v old
& an expert on humor
i have a masters from clown college
and i rate david a. striders hilarity at 11/10 5 stars triple-a rating

[stopbleeding]

you're funnier than him.

[splinten]

With Dave Strider, the laugh pile doesn't stop from getting taller.

[feistytrader]

Dave's refined the great craft of comedy. It's been in his blood for generations. You might not expect much of him, but that's because his humor's a slender refined weapon. Sometimes he strikes you swiftly and subtly and before you know it, there's a single dramatic cut on your cheek to signify that you're probably outclassed before the real battle begins.

But he doesn't just specialize in the smooth and swift improv. Sometimes he dishes out the master jokes, a swift barrage of quality yet relatable humor that woos all audiences, but particularly a teen to young adult demographic. And to top it off, he isn't a jackass when off the floor.

What a great guy.

[constellates]

davechka is very funny ?
his comments are so fast
i do not know how he thinks so fast
he can always say something to bring a laugh or smile
he is amazing !