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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[catsudon]

consider it upgraded
and its not a card really the bus pass system is dumb you have this
paper they holepunch idk they keep saying itll get upgraded
but like the subways getting fixed
just hasnt happened

[parodeity]

man i miss the subway
it was better than the bus system

[catsudon]

when will the subway system come home

[parodeity]

i honestly dont know i feel like its been broken forever at this point???
do we even know wtf is wrong with it

[catsudon]

i dont but i dont remember when it went down anyway just
feels like forever by now
city government moves so slow

[parodeity]

yeah i dont even remember the last time i rode on them?
it was a while ago
and not a thing i did on the regular but like
it made traversing the damn city easier when like
i couldnt always drive
and also did not always have access to a vehicle
i still dont have that tbh

[catsudon]

even when you do parking's annoying depending on where you're going
if the bus system worked better itd be great but
as we all know timeliness is not the priority
the subway probably ran more on time
minus track delays

[parodeity]

i think it did but like i said
its been broken a While
jesus maybe i should actually look into a solid mode of transport too

[catsudon]

cant hurt when everything else is kind of degrading
i mean
unless things get overwritten like the horses
but chocobos still are rideable
as long as we dont get flinstone mobiles we should be good
(thats the cartoon right? with the stone cars)

[parodeity]

yabba dabba doo
which means yeah you got it right
please dont tempt fate
flintstones tech is the devil
have you ever tried to open a thing of flintstones gummy vitamins

[catsudon]

all my multivitamins are those horsepills you swallow
ever since i was like five
or six
grandpa didn't believe in gummy vitamins

[parodeity]

yuri
i know ive said this before but holy shit were you deprived of the quintessential american experience
which
makes sense since you know russia and all but
im gonna bring you a gummy vitamin tomorrow so you can see what theyre like

[catsudon]

or you could just bring gummy worms
the sour ones
those sound like way more fun than gummy vitamins man it cant be that quintessential

[parodeity]

what if i bring both
also half the experience would be trying to get you to open the damn vitamin thing
that shit is LOCKED UP

[catsudon]

you want me to fail on a childproof cap
fine
bring it
bring both
later i will dine on the gummy doom of my destiny

[parodeity]

its an important rite of passage
and hey if you dont fail itll be like an epic win for humankind?
and you will be a star
ill make you a banner and a trophy and everything

[catsudon]

look i already accepted the gummy challenge
i still think its ridiculous but
that can be fun sometimes too ig

[parodeity]

can i record it for instagram

[catsudon]

sure, whatever makes you happy

[parodeity]

see you later then dude