most of them end like post apocalyptic ya novels which i think by virtue of being a blond dude id be required to be in like a ridiculous love triangle with some random brunette chick who "wasnt like other girls"
well that sounds like jade so whos ur rival another brunette guy youre the childhood bff so the brunette guy would be the rich new guy
i can be your mentor for the disturbing death games that occur if it goes that route it could go usa suddenly had a monarchy and a princess competition
for real if hes hot and over 18 i can get him outta yalls way tho clearly
the mentor doesnt always die i think?? shit i better check im MOSTLY sure the drunk in that one series didnt wait that only works if youre the protag and ig jade would be the protag shit im doomed i have doomed myself sorry davey
lmao ill let you know if someone eligible shows up for you to mack on
and yeah i think the mentor USUALLY dies but not always and yeah no look we can save you by making you uh who the fuck even SURVIVES in these bullshit apocalyptic novels
not siblings those poor shits always bite the dust not parents either or friends??? fuck ur right who the fuck survives pregnant women whos husbands are following the protag around babies maybe love interests lowkey bg characters who dont question the protag but the protag aint fond of either
idk if the pregnant women always survive sometimes they die in childbirth? ok so maybe your best shot is being a lowkey bg character unless they blow a bunch of those up for the dramaz
shit thats true esp if the baby ends up being another protag protags never get to keep their moms OH SHIT if jades the protag then mrs woof is a goner for sure weve fucked up weve doomed everyone
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which i think by virtue of being a blond dude id be required to be in like
a ridiculous love triangle with some random brunette chick
who "wasnt like other girls"
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so whos ur rival
another brunette guy
youre the childhood bff so the brunette guy would be the rich new guy
i can be your mentor for the disturbing death games that occur
if it goes that route
it could go usa suddenly had a monarchy and a princess competition
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we must not be at that stage of the dystopian novel
when he shows up well know shits about to go down tho
also
doesnt that mean youre gonna die a tragic death to fuel my tragic backstory?
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if hes hot and over 18 i can get him outta yalls way tho clearly
the mentor doesnt always die
i think??
shit i better check
im MOSTLY sure the drunk in that one series didnt
wait that only works if youre the protag and ig jade would be the protag shit
im doomed i have doomed myself sorry davey
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and yeah i think the mentor USUALLY dies
but not always
and yeah no look we can save you by making you
uh
who the fuck even SURVIVES in these bullshit apocalyptic novels
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not siblings those poor shits always bite the dust
not parents either
or friends???
fuck ur right who the fuck survives
pregnant women whos husbands are following the protag around
babies maybe
love interests
lowkey bg characters who dont question the protag but the protag aint fond of either
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ok so maybe
your best shot is being a lowkey bg character
unless they blow a bunch of those up for the dramaz
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protags never get to keep their moms
OH SHIT if jades the protag then mrs woof is a goner for sure
weve fucked up weve doomed everyone