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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

i think vampires are stakes
silver is werewolves
im not sure if demons are either or both?
salt does shit i think

[catsudon]

okay got it
demons are probably related to giant slugs
and are probably big supporters of the "stop salting the roads" contingent
which makes them also for the environment in a limited way
if im going to run with this logic to its end conclusion

anyway
right
salt

[parodeity]

i mean is it really for the environment if youre doing it for your own personal gain
i guess it technically is
but still
shit you solved that mystery?
demons are TOTALLY giant slugs
that explains everything
do you think they teleport because theyre so slow

[catsudon]

slow and people could follow slime trails too easily
gotta stay one slime ahead of the rest

[parodeity]

you know too much about these guys man
shit
youre one of them arent you

[catsudon]

as if
im an angel ask anyone
we're mean as honeybadgers

[parodeity]

i mean actually angels ARE mean in a lot of fiction these days
but also
im not sure thats entirely off canon
like angels are strict which i guess they gotta be?

this tag is so dumb lucy i'm so sorry

[catsudon]

angels went to war i'm pretty sure that means they're badass, loyal, and just as screwed up as people are
only apparently prettier
go figure
they're hot messes

its ok i love dumb tags

[parodeity]

hey
i object to that
we are WAY fucking prettier than any angels
were like
pretty boys incorporated?

good, i seem to do too many of them with this kid

[catsudon]

pretty people incorporated
can't leave any of the pretty ones out
all inclusive
unlike angels

[parodeity]

are you saying were devils