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REGAIN REGISTRY

DAVE STRIDER

memories

john egbert can't babysit x 03/03/17
dave: land x to x x 08/24/17
neither can bro strider x 06/01/17
train the ninja child x to x x 06/01/17
TG: i plan on forgetting about you instantly after this conversation x 10/01/18 (freebie)
tg: hey at least he actually wants to hang out with you (full story) x 08/22/17 (august 2017 freebie)
dave: answer (to im gonna shut off my phone now cya) x 05/01/17
dear dave x 03/17/17 (march 2017 freebie)
adiostoreador [at] blocked turntechgodhead [tg] x to x x 10/06/17
tg: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today x 07/09/17
tg: whats your modus x 09/01/17
tg: hope you like hammers dude! x 10/03/17
tg: jesus get a fucking pen x 07/04/17
dave: give john a dumb bunny x 09/23/17
tg: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick x 08/18/17
tg: hey bro check it out im working on some new rhymes x 09/11/17
tg: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz x 05/12/17
dave: bleat like a goat x to x x 05/02/17
tg: dudes be worshipping me left and right x 04/01/18 (april 2018 freebie)
dave: freak out about juice damnit egbert x to x x 07/20/17
tg: well yeah isnt it always with family x 03/06/17
stop: no one can ever know x to x x 03/02/17
get phone, eject towel x to x x 03/10/18
tg: of course there are monsters in your house 06/03/17 (june 2017 freebie)
tg: im training to be a lame gothy supervillain x 11/13/17
dave: dick around in living room x to x x 07/01/17
start to flip out about puppets x to x x 11/18/17
tg: no problems with them or anything x 10/03/17
tg: i think he might have been right about the puppets x to x 10/03/17 (oct. 2017 freebie)
tg: THATS REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER x 12/08/17
dave: set blender to "mix" x to x x 02/03/17 (delay: 02/15/17)
dave: open refrigerator x 02/04/17 (delay: 03/06/17)
hello dave x to x x 02/04/17 (delay: 03/03/17)
[s] dave: strife x 05/13/17
[s] dave: abscond x 03/15/17 (delay: 04/01/17)
tg: bro just kicked my ass x to x x 12/23/17
tg: brb gotta make sure she doesnt break all my shit x 12/24/17
tg: alright im installing this game finally x 03/12/18
tg: i should probably text him soon x to x x 08/24/17
tg: this is the worst shitting thing ive ever seen x to x x 10/03/17
dave: contemplate revenge on john x to x x 07/06/17
tg: just kind of swat the air to your left x to x x 09/01/17
tg: im building up your house x to x x 06/01/17
tg: i command her alright i am like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews x 08/01/18
tg: ok well it definitely sounds like youre fucking something up over there x (nov. 2017 freebie)
tg: ok its me from the future x to x x 09/12/17
tg: did you blast off like a spazzy douche yet or what x 09/12/17
TT: Can you take a capture of my bedroom and send me the file? x 09/01/17
thats whats cool about you x 07/07/17 (delay: 08/03/17)
tg: cause i wouldnt give a shit x 09/03/17
dave: combine brain and sbahj drawing and captcharoid camera x 03/03/17 (delay: 04/01/17)
tg: whoa why are you burning your wizard fanfiction x to x x 07/08/17
anyway guess ill go back down and burn that book x to x x 06/04/17
[s] rose and dave: shut up and jam to x x 04/01/17
dave: watch john fuck around x to x x 10/13/17
tg: this miraculous gift of vision x to x x 10/31/18 (freebie)
tg: we have cotton candy dumpass x 02/21/18
[s] descend x 02/03/17 (sept. 2017 freebie)
be the awesome coolkid x 02/03/17 (feb. 2017 freebie)
tg: what the fuck was the point of this again x to x (thumbs up) x 05/17/17
dave: answer karkat & respond to memo with john x 03/06/17
tg: what do you think they buy shit its fucking money x 05/26/17
dave: make a goddamn killing in the lohacse x to x x 05/26/17
tg: brace yourself six hours ago x (december 2017 freebie)
tg: you might not have had the conversation yet x 07/01/18
tg: bow down before your new king bitch x to x x 07/17/17
tg: please dont say this party started please dont say this party started x to x x (dec. 2017 charity freebie)
apparently im about to fall asleep x to x x 05/06/17
[s] jade: wake up x 07/03/17
dave: briefly cut into the jade & karkat fiasco x 03/06/17
[s] jade: strife!!!!!!!!!!!! x x 06/24/17
tg: welcome to the medium finally i guess x to x x x 08/17/17
tg: ill be over here paving the way for your elaborate dream suicide x to x x x 08/17/17
[s] john: rise up x 05/03/17 (may freebie 2017)
consider pestering terezi (2 pages) x 02/12/17
dave: pester terezi to x x 05/26/17
shit. lets be santa to x x 04/01/17
tg: this is a dave out there whats up x 07/24/17
dave: answer (lowas) x to x x 05/05/17
tg: does luck actually matter x to x x 02/01/18 (feb 2018 freebie)
dave: collect frogs and fight jack x to x x 08/22/17
deudly firearms x 02/11/17 (delay: 02/13/17)
tg: heres one for you to x x 02/03/17
tg: knocking me out so you can steal the suicide mission x to x x 10/21/17
tg: but i dont want you to die x to x x 07/06/17 (july 2017 bingo #3)
[s] cascade: quest bed to death x 05/16/17
[s] cascade: going godtier (appearing in front of the sun with rose only) x 03/15/17
[s] cascade x 10/08/17
dave: reap spoils x to x x 07/04/17
oh my god we are never going to stop fucking with each other are we x to x x 08/03/17
dave: watch karkat flip about the bucket x to x x 09/12/17
what is he the mayor of anyway x to x x 05/06/17
off the shit is how x to x x 10/13/17
what the fuck are our purposes x to x x 06/09/17
shut up and draw another penis x to x x 03/03/18 (march 2018 freebie)
you are like a cape magnet x to x x 12/05/17
whoa is that john x 12/23/17
oh shit grandpa egbert juniordad totally snapped x to x x 02/13/17
dave: watch brother abscond x to x x 07/03/17
everyone stupidly insists on calling me dave though x 05/17/17
but it wasnt the shades turned out it was space itself that cracked x 07/06/17 (july 2017 bingo #1)
you want to "be me"? x 08/13/17
beverages what kind of beverages x 08/10/17
this awkwardly quiet ghost troll as my witness x 09/01/17
dont be disingenuous word girl you know what im saying x 07/06/17 (july 2017 bingo #2)
im not caressing your dream hologram x 05/01/17
holy shit we got a room full of smooth operators here tonight x to x x 11/24/17
man dont put me on speaker crab x to x x 06/01/17
i just won karkat tantrum bingo x to x x 10/31/18 (freebie)
dave: has anyone figured out how were actually gonna stop this meteor x to x x 09/07/18
[s] act 6 intermission 5 x 09/01/17
tg: what the hell happened to john x 08/03/17
tg: so are you just as brain damaged as we are x 01/01/2018 (jan 2018 freebie)
this doesnt even seem like my room anymore x to x x 07/04/17
john no stop turning into wind you fickle idiot x to x x 07/30/17
i didnt take your lousy egg x to x x 06/13/17
dave: bicker with jade about sashes x 03/15/17
my rooftop dueling days are OVER x to x 07/01/18 (july 2018 freebie)
dave: answer maybe davesprite? x 03/06/17
thats time travel genius x to x x 05/17/17 (delay: 07/06/17)
bad anthropomorphic dogs! x to x x 07/12/18
thats all i need to know x to x x 07/01/18
[s] game over x 10/05/17
[s] terezi: remember x 07/03/17
dave: play hopscotch x 07/04/17
dave: play fiduspawn x 08/17/17
hes really here isnt he x to x x 09/01/17
although a gay butterfly effect is a pretty funny idea x 12/12/17
bro will you get the fuck up here x to x 02/16/18 (feb 2018 freebie)
im just going to jump right into the fuckin frying pan here x 05/17/17
rose we dont have fuckin "arcs" we are just human beings x 05/04/17
things are getting pretty lalonde heavy over there x to x x 06/13/17
i guess thats me x to x x 12/05/17
its more complicated than that x to x 02/16/18 (feb 2018 freebie)
not soon enough is my best guess x to x x 06/13/17
you dont say x to x x 06/01/17
ok actually maybe i will get into it x to x x 06/04/17
jade go the fuck back to sleep x to x x 04/08/17
[s] collide: revive your dumbass brother x to x x 02/13/17
[s] collide: you're going to have to x 05/03/17
[s] act 7 (cuts off pre john and roxy walking) x 08/22/17
dave: selfie with jade and the carapaces x 03/12/18
+5000 x 05/17/17
dave: slice pinata x 07/04/17
bro check it out x 06/03/17
dave: engage trickster mode x 02/03/17
jade says we should head over x 02/21/18
lore: crude ogre x 02/13/17
lore: they wait for he who would drop it like it's hot x 05/01/17
lore: classpects x 05/04/17
lore: just or heroic x 05/16/17
lore: sburb portals locations & use x 05/26/17
fact: john egbert is hella allergic to nuts x 05/04/17
notes: isnt he like an old man now x 09/01/17

abilities

flashstep x 03/02/17
sylladex (10 cards) x 04/02/17
+ 40 cards x 07/06/17
strife specibus (bladekind & 1/2 bladekind) x 04/02/17
divinity/flight/spacebreathing x 06/01/17
an exact sense of time x 05/04/17
time travel lvl 1 (stable, 1 hour back) x 05/17/17
time travel lvl 2 (stable, 1 hour forward) 06/20/17
time travel lvl 3 (stable, 1 week back/fwd) 07/17/17
time travel lvl 4 (stable, 2 weeks back/fwd) 11/19/17
time freeze lvl 1 (5 minutes) x 06/04/17
time freeze lvl 2 (1 hour) x 12/11/17
time bubble lvl 1 x 06/01/17
swordfighting x 03/15/17

items

ben stiller shades x 03/01/17
caledfwlch x 04/02/17
timetables x 05/17/17
sord... x 05/20/17
sbahj archives x 05/17/17
pesterchum x 06/05/17
john's bday letter x 06/05/17
terezi's edits: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 x 06/10/17
freshjamz + music x 07/06/17
hephaestus web browser x 07/06/17
sburb walkthrough x 07/06/17
comic for terezi x 07/06/17
dsprite sbahj comic x 07/06/17
signed ben stiller pic & certificate of authenticity x 07/08
brain captcharoid x 10/03/17
foam fetal mr. t x 10/03/17
bro's comic x 10/03/17
record tee + heart tee x 10/03/17
godtier clothes x 10/14/17
complacency of the learned x 11/24/17
captcharoid camera x 12/01/17
red plush puppet tux x 12/11/17
four aces suited x 12/11/17
dave's phat beat machine x 02/02/18
note and batarang x 07/24/18
bucket letter x 07/24/18

appearance

anime red eyes x 03/02/17
physique x 05/11/17
scars x 07/03/17