Oh my God, why is my alternate universe self so unpalatable on every imaginable level.

[JUST LEAVE HIM HEAR TO DIE he puts his face in a hand. Only one hand because he's keeping that other hand there barely not much at all making contact with Dave's hand. BUT THIS HAND, THE FREE HAND. It's the hand for pain.]

Also. I will never bring up sex near you ever again. Sorry for every time I alluded to it ever.