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revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote 2017-01-08 05:18 am (UTC)

You don't get to claim that if you haven't figured it out by the time it's your turn. Also, you don't care that I'm an ass. [ dave says, uncertainly, because he isn't. sure that's true haha but ] You're an asshole, too.

[ dave is also being mature about this?

he makes the oranges bright blue. ]


To reiterate the dumb shit that's obvious that we were listin' originally because my shit wasn't obvious: [ he starts ticking them off on fingers. it's easier to say the ones he's said before so this isn't going to take too long. he thinks. but for the sake of actually trying he tries to be complete. ] don't attack me outside of strife sessions, don't attack me with puppets in strife sessions or out of 'em, no video tapin' without my permission especially for the purposes of weird porn, don't touch food that's mine after I have it unless I give it to you on purpose which ok look I know you don't do any of this but this was on the list before and it's still, um, relevant?

[ that's all old news stuff. he has to slow down to think about anything new. ]

I'd...appreciate it if we never have rooftop fights. I like that our rooftop interactions have only been arguments at worst if they were fights, not...you know. I don't want to work on that. I mean, I like havin' it be somethin' different. If that's okay. [ what the fuck else can set him off? there's probably going to be something he misses, so dave just. tries to think of what he wants that he can admit to. ] Don't...

[ he trails off. the new stuff is harder than the old stuff. ]

...Don't make decisions about changes to our relationship without at least tellin' me about them, even if they're not open for discussion. If that's...okay. That's not - an attack, I just - I want that on the list.

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