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DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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you dont know that bro
i might have ascended up
to the plane sans food

airline food is gross. i know that is the wrong plane. seriously, please?

you are just biased
because it is mostly nuts
be careful with that

i can be biased. but yeah i will be careful. and breakfast with me? (i am going to keep asking btw.)

you say youll take care
but you once opened a can
labelled peanuts dude

okay but shut up. i was thirteen and dumb. there are no peanuts.

okay but you first
you would still open one now
dont even try me

okay but listen. why are you avoiding it? eating food, i mean.

this aint avoiding
i just cant respond to like
two topics one thing

so stop haikuing. we can talk like normal dudes. also i call bullshit.

you stop haikuing
we cant talk like normal dudes
have you met us man

no, you told me to. you are right though, we are weird. but it's why we're friends.

jump off a cliff john
(dont actually do that)
ill meet up with you

hey!! i'll meet you at the well. there, haiku broken.

i win

that doesn't count because you cheated!

how tf did i cheat
you are the one who chose to quit

because you distracted me and that wasn't fair?

dude it isnt my fault youre as easily distracted as a butterfly
i didnt even attempt to distract you
you just like self distracted

geez do you have to compare me to a butterfly? why couldn't it be something cooler?

ok mothman

ok this is definitely not you walking to meet me at the well, douche. let's go.

what yeah i said i would
like
tomorrow for breakfast?

wait shit what time is it?

[John may have wandered home late and has shit sense of time without being able to see the moon, help him.]

pretty late but you still saw me just earlier today

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