[ honestly..........dave has worse memories he could be reliving. he doesn't think it's actually happening (maybe? everyone is saying the same things and doing the same things) but hey no one is dying (mostly. there are some dead bodies around but whatever. or there WERE some dead bodies around, more accurately, thanks gamzee...) and it's one of karkat's more hilarious temper tantrums.
dave remembers so many karkat temper tantrums. it's phenomenal.
but this gamzee is human and wasn't there, so dave turns and like.
hm. ]
I'd say you don't fit in here, but man, you totally do.
[ something is telling him, in his heart. yes, he does belong here. and what is even happening . . . like, gamzee would like to know!! and also not like to know because, partially, this was magical. he spends a good few moments just staring at karkat to the point that it doesn’t look like he’s actually staring at someone in particular after a while. long term weed use, man . . . the brain is slow, even when he’s asleep.
...You know, I actually don't know? He acts like gettin' hit in the face with a bucket is the same as getting smacked with a used condom or something. [ TROLLS ARE WEIRD. DAVE ONLY UNDERSTANDS SO MUCH, AND THANKFULLY HAS YET TO REALLY GRASP WTF BUCKETS MEAN TO THEM.
[ gamzee’s chuckle eases into an actual laugh, albeit so raspy he needs to cough. ]
This takes me back, yo, I had some pretty great pranks with my primos. [ except he filled condoms up with milk. gamzee has bad influences. ] These guys your friends?
Ayyy— [ gamzee’s brows bounce up and down, he nudges dave repeatedly, god he’ll never let you live. ] Now that we’re talking about mackin’ on trolls, I did too!
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dave remembers so many karkat temper tantrums. it's phenomenal.
but this gamzee is human and wasn't there, so dave turns and like.
hm. ]
I'd say you don't fit in here, but man, you totally do.
IT’s gREAT
[ something is telling him, in his heart. yes, he does belong here. and what is even happening . . . like, gamzee would like to know!! and also not like to know because, partially, this was magical. he spends a good few moments just staring at karkat to the point that it doesn’t look like he’s actually staring at someone in particular after a while. long term weed use, man . . . the brain is slow, even when he’s asleep.
(especially when he’s asleep) ]
What’s he all bent up about?
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he just thinks it's hilarious... ]
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This takes me back, yo, I had some pretty great pranks with my primos. [ except he filled condoms up with milk. gamzee has bad influences. ] These guys your friends?
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[ his eyes linger on rose, behind his shades. ]
Others...we didn't get on so hot until much later, I guess?
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[ he points to the trolls, one by one. ]
Those dudes.
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...We're past-life connected, aren't we.
[ gOD ]
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Like Cloud Atlas?
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[ HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE IN A TOM HANKS FILM WITH GAMZEE ]
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people are connected and his mind was blown out of the atmosphere, he watched it high and it was a massive trip ]
What do you think we were? It’s gotta he bros . . . !
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[ no
but dave did make gamzee snap
so like
oops ]
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oops indeed. ]
He got a message looks like.
[ karkat. there is a thing with words and he wants to see it. ]
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[ john was such a dumbass... ]
He sent it through with Jade's help, and talked about Sailor Moon?
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And, uhhh . . . [ he leans in to squint and read some of that and ] “Troll/human sloppy makeouts”. Bro— Bro, were you gettin’ freaky on Pandora?
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[ yes ]
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[ he knows he dated karkat and also........that his girlfriend kinda sorta cheated on him with gamzee (weird thought but w/e) but like anyone else? ]
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He got the horns of a toro and he didn’t have a body! Mad cray, huh?
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which is like
over half of them so ]
Huh. I don't think I ever met the dude. I remember the most about Karkat and 'Rezi over there.